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Mar 30 2012

The NoseBanger. Turn On or Buzz Off?

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by thepleasurechest

Last month, we introduced you to the Heeldo, a strap-on harness for the foot. In total, 113 of you voted and a whopping 83% were fans of footballin’, while just 17% wanted to kick the Heeldo to the curb. It probably helped that Heeldo told its Twitter followers to toe the line and vote in our poll. But we don’t want our praise to seem arch or callous. So we’ll simply say congratulations Heeldo!

The NoseBanger

This month’s contender on Turn On or Buzz Off ain’t nothin’ to sneeze at. Meet the NoseBanger, the world’s first (only?) nose-stimulating dildo. Last year, we wrote about the tentative discovery of the N-Spot, an erogenous zone in the right nostril. Located  in the columella, the fleshy outer part of the septum, this discreet bundle of nerves is quite sensitive to pressure. Many dedicated nasal spelunkers have even discovered the ability to have an “orgasm-like” experience when probing the N-Spot.

According to the marketing literature sent with the NoseBanger, its creators are hoping to um, fill the hole in the market for toys catering to nasophiles:

Made of platinum cure, body-safe silicone, the NoseBanger is the world’s first nasal dildo. Simply slip the NoseBanger over your index finger, generously apply lubricant, and then gently insert into your nostril or your partner’s.

N-Spot detail

If you are “N-Spotting,” insert into the right nostril and gently push the head of the NoseBanger to the mid-point of the septum. Gently and firmly rub the cartilage to awaken and stimulate the nerve bundle. With dedicated practice, many users report experiencing climax. Whether to pleasure your N-Spot or simply to enjoy penetration in a new way, the NoseBanger guarantees hours of fun! 

The NoseBanger’s creators also suggest slipping a condom over your finger, for protection and to prevent slippage. Though it can be used with any lube, they’re recommending their own viscous, water-based formula I Can’t Believe It’S Not Lube.

Say what you will about the inventors of the NoseBanger– they’ve got a sense of humor. In fact, their pun-filled brochure is like mucus to our ears. We wonder what their manufacturing process looks like. Can we take a tour of the ole’ factory?

Special Lubricant

Unfortunately, the makers of the NoseBanger did not send along any photos of their product in use. But given the rise in nasophilia, we smell a hit! It shouldn’t be long before nasophiles are posting pics of their plundered holes on schnoz sites all over the interwebs.

On the other hand, we have some logistical questions. Won’t we look a bit silly with a small cock up our noses? And what about nose hair? Do we wax it bare or keep the classic bush? Won’t this toy just make us insecure about the size of our nostrils?

What about you? Do you dig the NoseBanger? Would you pick it or flick it? Take our poll!

Mar 30 2012

Spring in Los AngelesUpcoming Free Workshops & Events!

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by thepleasurechest

Whether you’re interested in sexy storytelling or an oral tutorial, we’ve got something special for you in spring. Check out our complete lineup of free workshops and events!

Blowjobs & Beyond with Mary
Wednesday, April 4th @ 8-10pm FREE!

Want to have him squirming in his seat? Our Sex Specialists will show you how to use your mouth, hands, and more to give mind-blowing blowjobs. We’ll cover male anatomy, tips and tricks, the truths and myths of “deep throat” plus other sexy secrets that are sure to have him begging for more.

Performance Anxiety Presents The Morning After… Storytelling Show
Tuesday, April 10th @ 8-10pm FREE!
The Morning After…Podcast features humorous, insightful conversations about pornography between comedians and performers in the adult industry. Performance Anxiety co-producer & host Eli Olsberg brings his podcast, along with co-host Jake Weisman, to The Pleasure Chest for a night of storytelling from past guests, including comedians and porn stars. Come see the funny side of sex with Kayden KrossGuy BranumTJ Miller, Juelz VenturaApril FloresKumail Nanjiani and Tyler Knight. Since it’s Performance Anxiety’s one-year anniversary this show is free!  You’ll also get free beer and 15% off any purchases on the night of the show!

Intermediate BDSM with Alicia
Wednesday, April 11th @ 8-10pm FREE!

Join our Sex Specialists as we delve even deeper into the world of BDSM. Learn about the physiological, psychological and emotional effects of a really good scene. Take your novice skills up a notch as we explore the intricacies of heavier beatings, electro-play and more!

Dyke Day LA Party & Fundraiser
Tuesday, April 17th @ 7-10pm FREE!

Shop for a cause! Join us for a fun evening of games, cocktails, and a special interactive tour of The Pleasure Chest. 15% of sales will be donated to this non-profit community based organization which hosts a day in Barnsdall Art Park for dykes and their allies. Check out http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dyke-Day-LA/45716075786/ for more.

Suck It, Lick It, Love It with Sex Nerd Sandra
Wednesday, April 18th @ 8-10pm FREE!   

Our Sex Specialists share tips and tricks to get you in the spirit of giving and receiving amazing oral sex. We’ll cover anatomy basics, giving mind-blowing blowjobs, eating pussy like a pro, lending your mouth a hand (literally) to please your partner, and the best toys to accessorize your licks, sucks, and squeezes

Bend Over Buddy: Anal Pleasure for Him
Monday, April 23rd @ 8-10pm FREE! 

Is your bedroom buddy just begging for a pegging? In this workshop, we’ll teach you how to get your guy on-board for some ass loving. If you don’t know how to approach the subject (or their sphincter), we’ll give you tips on communication, the pleasures of perineum and prostate play, strap-on sex, anal sex safety, and the best toys and tricks to arouse him anally. This class will focus on bending over your boyfriend, but all genders and orientations are welcome.

Pleasure Her Perfect
Tuesday, April 24th @ 8-10pm FREE!

Our Sex Specialists have the lady-loving tips and tricks to make you more pleasure proficient. Discover techniques for expanding a woman’s orgasm, out-of-this-world oral sex, G-spot stimulation, and much more! Whether solo or with a partner, this class is perfect for anyone interested in being a connoisseur of female sexuality.

Coming up…

Tuesday, May 1stPerformance Anxiety- Comedy Night at The Pleasure Chest

Wednesday, May 2nd- Pre-Orgasmic Ultimate O with Kristen & Sarah

Wednesday, May 9th- Multi-Orgasmic Ultimate O with Kristen and Sarah

Tuesday, May 15th - Performance Anxiety- Comedy Night at The Pleasure Chest

Wednesday, May 16th- Blowjobs & Beyond with Mary

Wednesday, May 23rd- Erotic Massage with Jaiya

Tuesday, May 29th- Performance Anxiety- Comedy Night at The Pleasure Chest

Wednesday, May 30th- Butt Sex Basics with Sex Nerd Sandra

Wednesday, June 6th- Strap-On, Get Off: An “Edutainment” Workshop

Wednesday, June 13th- Gay Sex for Men with Mike

Wednesday, June 20th- Extreme Sex with Damon Holzum

Wednesday, June 27th- Suck It, Lick It, Love It with Alicia Cybulski


Mar 28 2012

Spring in ChicagoUpcoming Free Workshops

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by thepleasurechest

Spring is here! We’re just getting warmed up with a full offering of free workshops, from classes on cunnilingus and the basics of buttsex to a handy tutorial on fisting. Check out our complete lineup below.

Blowjobs & Beyond with Antoinette
Wednesday, April 4th @ 8-10pm FREE!

Want to have him squirming in his seat? Our Sex Specialists will show you how to use your mouth, hands, and more to give mind-blowing blowjobs. We’ll cover male anatomy, tips and tricks, the truths and myths of “deep throat” plus other sexy secrets that are sure to have him begging for more.

Pleasure Her Perfect (Special Cunnilingus Edition) with Sarah Sloane
Wednesday, April 11th @ 8-10pm FREE!

Our Sex Specialists have the lady-loving tips and tricks to make you more pleasure proficient. Discover techniques for expanding a woman’s orgasm, out-of-this-world oral sex, G-spot stimulation, and much more! Whether solo or with a partner, this class is perfect for anyone interested in being a connoisseur of female sexuality.

Vaginal Fisting with Sarah Sloane
Tuesday, April 17th @ 8-10pm FREE!

Fisting has a formidable reputation in some circles, but it’s actually a sensual, spiritual way of connecting with our partners. Find out what fisting really is (hint: there are no fists!), how to coax your body (or your partner’s body) into opening up for it, and some healthy and easy tips for making it hotter than you can imagine!

           

 

Butt Sex Basics with Antoinette
Wednesday, April 18th @ 8-10pm FREE!

In this workshop, no topic on taking it up the ass is taboo. Learn why a warm-up is important before anal exercise, why lube is your butt’s bff, and how building comfort and trust with your partner can dispel common concerns such as pain or cleanliness. We’ll show you our favorite toys, how to use them solo or with a partner, cover the perks of having a prostate, anal g-spot stimulation, and toy and partner safety.

Not Your Grandma’s Knitting Night
Monday, April 23rd @ 7-9pm FREE!

Ever wanted to knit a blanket while surrounded by sex toys? Here’s your chance! Bring your yarn and relax with some hot tea and hotter conversation. We’ll give you some sexy patterns that you can use to give some new life to an old craft.

Sex Toys for Curious Couples with Antoinette
Wednesday, April 25th @ 8-10pm FREE!

Using sex toys together can be intimidating, but it can add a sense of fun and openness to pleasing one another sexually. Many toys are fun for more than one, whether they’re meant to offer stimulation for both partners or enhance your sex. Our Sex Specialists will cover the best toys to use with a partner, communication, toy safety, and toy tips.

Coming up…

Wednesday, May 2nd -40 & Over Sex Secrets with Sarah Sloane

Wednesday, May 23rd- G-Spot & Female Ejaculation with Antoinette

Tuesday, May 29th- Joystick Secrets: How to Thrill Your Man with Midori

Wednesday, May 30th- The Art of Feminine Dominance with Midori

Wednesday, June 6th- Queering Your Sex with Sarah Sloane

Wednesday, June 13th- The Prostate & Male Pleasure with Sarah Sloane

Wednesday, June 20th- The Ultimate O with Antoinette

Wednesday, June 27th- Suck It, Lick It, Love It with Sarah Sloane

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