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Aug 28 2015

Win A Tantus Perfect Plug Plus With Celebrity Butt Trivia!

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by Chelsea

To celebrate #AnalAugust, we are giving away a free Tantus Perfect Plug Plus!

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Enjoy anal vibration from a small-to-medium plug! Tapered at the top, smooth and slim on the bottom, this plug is perfect for a beginner who thinks they might like a little vibration. The rounded base fits perfectly between your cheeks, for extra comfort. When you’re done, you can pop the bullet vibe out for easy cleaning.

Want to win the Tantus Perfect Plug Plus? Identify the famous ass below!

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Aug 27 2015

Buzz Kill: The Ultimate Guide to Turning a Vibrator Off

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by Chelsea

This guest post is written by our friend and sex educator Lucas!

The staff at The Pleasure Chest answer thousands of questions about sex and sex toys on a daily basis. But the most frequently asked question may surprise you. No, it’s not about giving the best blow job. It’s not about finding the g-spot. It is, in fact…

“How do I turn this off?”

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Don’t panic, though! I assure you, we are all especially skilled in the art of turning off a vibrator, and we are are here to properly equip you for any visit you make have to our store, should you turn something on, panic, and not be able to turn it off.

First of all, how many buttons does it have?

A) 1
- Push it.
- Push it again.
- Still going? You should probably hold it down for a few seconds. Good? Good.

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B) 2
- Do the buttons have a + or – symbol on them? If so, hold the – button for a few seconds.
- If not, just hold one of them done. That should probably work. If not, ask the nearest Sex Specialist.

C) 3
- Do the buttons have a + or – symbol on them? If so, again…hold the – button for a few seconds.
- No luck? It’s the other one. I can almost guarantee it. It probably has a squiggly line or a shameless brand logo on it.

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D) 4
- We must be getting into Lelo territory. Again, that – button is your best friend.

E) None
- Okay then…what does it have instead?
1) A twisty thing
- Twist it. Counterclockwise
2) A pull cord.
- We definitely didn’t sell you that, and it’s probably not something you should use on your genitals.
3) None. What gives?
- Sorry to break this to you…but not everything in our store vibrates. Some folks get their jollies by other methods. If it breaks your heart that this beautiful piece cannot mechanically tremble within or around your privates, speak to our staff and we can possibly teach you some clever ways of rectifying this situation, but that, my friends, is a different blog post.

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Lucas Brooks is a New York-based writer, performance artist, and sex educator. His blog “The Intellectual Homosexual” (formerly “Top to Bottom”) has been named one of the top 100 sex blogs in the world by four different websites and magazines. He has spent the last three years touring the continent with his one-man shows “VGL 5’4″ Top” and “Cootie Catcher”, the former of which was named “Best LGBT Show” in the Orlando Fringe Festival in 2014. As a sex educator, he has presented at Dark Odyssey events and Catalyst Con, and is currently on staff at The Pleasure Chest.

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Website: intellectualhomosexual.com
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/intellectual.h0m0
Twitter: @IntellectHomo
Instagram: intellectualhomosexual
Tumblr: theintellectualhomosexual.tumblr.com

Aug 20 2015

A Love Letter to Lube

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by Chelsea

This guest post is written by our friend and sex educator Lucas!

Dear Lube,

Forgive me if I sound corny, but I think it’s time that I told you something: I love you. I’m sure this comes as no surprise to you, or anybody else, but I wanted to take a few moments out of my day to make sure you know how I felt.

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There was a time when I thought I didn’t need you, but those days are over. Now I see that without you, I’d be useless. I would lost, stranded…waiting out of eager orifices, with no way of getting in. How many butts would I have left alone and unpenetrated, without you guiding me toward the sweet pleasures that awaited in the dark cave below? So many treasured prostates would be left abandoned.

Even when I’m alone, I can feel you with me. On me. Inside me. Guiding my hands around places they never knew they could please. Escorting my toys toward places they never thought could be penetrated. What was once considered an enjoyable pastime is now a sublime solo experience, incomparable to fucking another person…which is one of my favorite activities in the whole world, don’t get me wrong, but sometimes you just need your own hand…you know what I mean?

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When I first met you, I confess, I was unimpressed. You were hard to miss, at the Pride parade, running all over the place in your ID Glide packets, getting into everyone’s pockets. It was not your classiest moment. But I was a fool to judge you, because there is so much more to you than that. You know I like you best in your sleek glass pump bottle, and your soft foil pillows suit you nicely as well, but even in your plastic bottle and pop-cap, you take my breath away.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways… One. Two. Okay, two ways: water-based and silicone. My moments with your water-based formulas are fleeting, it’s true, but I know that they will always be reliable…and way easier to clean up after. And while, on your silicone nights, you can be a bit fickle…not cooperating with most of my toys and all that…they are still wild, passionate affairs that I will cherish all my life.

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Even on your worst days, you brighten up my life, and I will never be able to thank you enough. As god as my witness, I will never spit into my hand again.

Love,
Lucas

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Lucas Brooks is a New York-based writer, performance artist, and sex educator. His blog “The Intellectual Homosexual” (formerly “Top to Bottom”) has been named one of the top 100 sex blogs in the world by four different websites and magazines. He has spent the last three years touring the continent with his one-man shows “VGL 5’4″ Top” and “Cootie Catcher”, the former of which was named “Best LGBT Show” in the Orlando Fringe Festival in 2014. As a sex educator, he has presented at Dark Odyssey events and Catalyst Con, and is currently on staff at The Pleasure Chest.

Website: intellectualhomosexual.com
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/intellectual.h0m0
Twitter: @IntellectHomo
Instagram: intellectualhomosexual
Tumblr: theintellectualhomosexual.tumblr.com

Images from Blake Little

Aug 14 2015

Win a Tantus Ripple with Celebrity Butt Trivia!

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by Chelsea

To celebrate #AnalAugust, we are giving away a free Tantus Ripple butt plug!

UPDATE: Congrats to Tiffany, our winner!

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The perfect beads for beginners! Tantus Ripple Small’s first bead is smaller than a fingertip for easy insertion, but graduates in size to 1.5″ across at its widest bulb, meaning you can work slowly toward anal ecstasy. The versatile shape of this toy allows it to be multi-functional as beads, a plug, and an anal dildo. A flared base and Tantus’ ultra-hygienic 100% platinum silicone make it safe to use and easy to clean. Also available in large size.

Want to win the Tantus Perfect? Identify the famous ass below!

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Aug 11 2015

Sex Has More Flavors Than Vanilla

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by Chelsea

Guest post by our esteemed art department coordinator Chris Cherrie!

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Scared to suck a dick? Frightened to flog? Like walking into a gym for the first time, it might be embarrassing to ask, “How the F do I use this thing?” Luckily, there’s an abundance of sexual swag, techniques, and fetishes that can be super liberating to check out. Of course it may take a minute to get jazzy with licking a butt, strapping-on, or getting tied up, and it can be embarrassing to learn in front of someone you’re trying to shag.

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When tasting a new flavor, having a sex buddy who’s more experienced can be an awesome way to learn. If you’re both new, you can learn together! You’re good as long as you have someone compassionate who won’t spank you when you spit out a gross flavor (unless you’re into that). If finding the perfect mate is a task – have sex with yo’self! Learn what feels right, talk dirty out loud alone, and discover parts of your body that you didn’t even know existed!

If you happen to be the mentor in this sexy situation, here are a few things to consider. Communication in the moment is key, so ask questions: “do you need more lube?”, or “what feels better X or Y?”, or “would you like fries with that?” Your session should stop when either one of you stops enjoying it. Let your newbie dictate the pace and err on the side of patience. When trying something new it’s important to stay turned-on; jack off, use a vibe or put on some good ol’ porno.
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Socially constructed values, cultural shame, and undereducated misconceptions, can create barriers for some of us. Things like “If I take it up the butt I’m gay”, “Going down on him lowers my self worth”, or “I shouldn’t need to use a vibrator to orgasm” are beliefs that cut us off from experiencing some of the most simple and satisfying pleasures that life has to offer. So next time you’re thinking of ordering a scoop of Brown Butter Candied Bacon, Fruity Pebbles & Coconut Milk, or simply Vanilla with a cherry on top, start with a sample spoon and then stuff your face.

Bon Appétit!

CHRIS-CHERRIE
Chris Cherrie is a Canadian Designer and creator of FRATERNIZE, a tool for #GuysWhoLikeGuys to explore, educate and expand manhood. Check out their Mostly Everything You Need To Know Toolkit for Guys Who Like Guys at goFraternize.org. #GayEdu #GaySlangDic

Aug 10 2015

Performance Anxiety on August 11th!

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by Chelsea

Get your laughs and lube in the same place. Join us for the return of the ever popular Performance Anxiety, a comedy night hosted by Eli Olsberg and Libby Thomas. For seven bucks, you can enjoy free beer, 15% off your purchases and live performances by some of the best comics working today.

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David Koechner
Jackie Kashian
Joe Mande
Rick Glassman
Erik Charles Nielsen
Nate Craig

Guest Host: Sandy Danto

AGAIN: FREE BEER, FREE PARKING, AND 15% OFF IN-STORE PURCHASES!

Tickets can be purchased in advance HERE

*Parking in the lot is limited, but metered parking is free in WeHo after 6pm

Aug 07 2015

Win a Tantus Plug with Celebrity Butt Trivia!

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by Chelsea

To celebrate #AnalAugust, we are giving away a free Tantus Perfect butt plug!

UPDATE: Congrats to our winner, Justin!

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Start to explore the pleasures of butt play, warm yourself up for more, or simply enjoy the feel of this slim plug. With its smooth, tapered tip and slim body, this plug makes insertion easy. It’s petite, curved base fits snugly between your cheeks, for longer term wear and for comfort during other sexy fun. You can even sterilize it and share the love with a partner!

Want to win the Tantus Perfect? Identify the famous ass below!

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Jul 31 2015

Win a Jimmyjane Toy in our Final Round of Porn Trivia!

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by Chelsea

UPDATE: Congrats to @Roundheeled our winner!

To wrap up our month-long porn trivia contest, we’re giving away a fabulous Jimmyjane Hello Touch X!

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This toy puts vibration and electro stimulation at your fingertips, for sexual health benefits as well as pleasure. With ten e-stim settings from mild to intense, the Hello Touch X is perfect for beginners and seasoned players alike. Plus, everything but the battery pack is water submersible! Make sure you use water-based lube for better e-stim.

Want to win a Hello Touch X? Here’s how.

Can you name this classic porn title based on this still? HINT: it’s one of the BIGGEST budget pornos of all time! Share your guess in the comments below to be entered to win!

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