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A Vibe That Makes You Smarter!

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We’re proud to announce that soon we’ll be carrying LELO’s innovative new DEXTRÜS vibrator! Responding to research showing that left-handed people are 71% more sexually satisfied that right-handers, LELO set out to correct the imbalance. The result is a vibrator that actually makes you smarter!

According to LELO’s press release:

Every time pressure is applied to DEXTRÜS, its Right-Squeeze™ technology causes whisper-quiet vibrations to travel through the left-arm and stimulate the right-side of the brain, blocking distractions and encouraging smarter, more creative thought.

…Following the ground-breaking revelations that left-handers are more sexually satisfied, LELO suggests right-handers continually squeeze DEXTRÜS with their left-hand during love-making. Every squeeze prompts the touch sensors to emit the same series of powerful vibration patterns that can be applied all over the body, while at the same time allowing users to access a left-hander’s state of mind.

Soon, we won’t be the only business that keep sex toys in the office!

Find out more about the DEXTRÜS here.

Update: In case you haven’t guessed already, LELO was kidding; The DEXTRÜS is not real. You can read more about the elaborate prank here

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