800.753.4536
Discreet Shipping

The Pleasure Chest is the oldest and most trusted sexuality boutique in the country, and we understand the importance of discretion. We ship every order in a plain brown box, with PC LTD on the return address. PC LTD (not The Pleasure Chest) will appear on your credit card statement.

Your purchases
are protected by

Archives

Categories

Bubble Porn

3

by Kate M.

bubble porn

Sometimes, you want to watch porn, but you can’t because your church tells you that it’s wrong. What a bummer. Luckily, an ingenious Mormon invented “bubbling” – covering pictures of girls in bikinis with a pattern of circles that obscures their clothing, so that you can better imagine them naked. Thanks, technicality!

A new comedy video has taken bubbling a step further, using bubbling to turn innocent situations into smut. It’s not porn, but it’s still probably NSFW.

h/t Gizmodo

3 Comments

  • LeNair Xavier

    “Bubbling” is the Mormon equivalent of Asian porn pixelating genitalia. Both take the S out of SEX, and V out of VOYEURISM.

    And FYI, the fact that you’re looking at someone who is not your spouse to titillate yourself,…you’re still gonna burn in hell. Bwahahahahaaa! :-)

    ReplyApril 12, 2014 at 2:14 pm

  • Jack

    Oh great, more censorship of sex from the religious zealots… Just what the world needs!!!
    FACEDESK, FACEPALM, FACEDESK

    ReplyApril 19, 2014 at 1:27 pm

  • Kate M.

    We should be clear that bubbling is the invention of one porn-craving Mormon dude, not an official stance of the LDS Church.

    ReplyApril 21, 2014 at 5:50 pm

Leave a Comment