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Online Dating for the Dead

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For folks looking to meet dates online, there are a stunning array of options. You can join a service designed specifically for a religion, a hobby, a fetish – the list goes on. Now, there’s also a dating site for ghosts.

GhostSingles.com offers users the chance to search profiles (by gender, age, and manner of death) and chat with their fellow dead. The profile for a user called Phantom4u, age 134, reads:

i cant believe im doing this lol

well ive been dead since like 1902 and im SO BORED!!!! i just wanna hang out and have fun and see what happens,not looking for anything serious

i like scaring old people mostly because i know ill see them soon and can say just kidding or sorry. if you like to scare kids then NO THANK YOU!!!

holla

The website includes a pretty comprehensive list of dating tips for the newly-single newly-dead.

Compliment your date. Are they looking ghastly? Particularly eldritch? Be sure to let them know!

Go get ‘em, lonely ghosts.

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