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Our Holiday Advent Calendar: 24 Prizes in 24 Days

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Bookmark this blog post because you’re going to want to visit it every day. From December 1st through December 24th, we’re giving away a prize a day from our very own holiday advent calendar (above).

Each day shortly after noon PST, we’ll reveal a prize hidden behind the numbers above.

Around 3pm PST, we’ll give you the chance to win. Simply click on the little “i” in the right hand corner of the calendar to reveal the day’s trivia question. Be the first to answer the question correctly in the comments below and win that prize. So easy! We’ll be offering all kinds of goodies, including some of the coolest toys of the season.

Update: You can win a maximum of three times from the same IP address. 

Tips for Playing

Last year’s advent calendar was so popular that it became competitive very quickly. Here are a few tips to increase your chances of winning.

1) Do not play on a mobile phone. The advent calendar uses Flash, which may not work well with a mobile device.

2) Refresh your browser frequently. If you’re on our page before the prize is revealed, you’ll need to refresh it periodically, in order to see the updated page. Which brings us to…

3) Follow us on Twitter. When we reveal a prize, we immediately announce it on Twitter. Follow us on either our Los AngelesNew York or Chicago profiles. They’ll all announce at the same time!

4) Have Google handy! Most of our trivia questions can be answered by Googling or by looking for information on our website. (This one, right here!)

5) Don’t get discouraged. Seriously. You have 24 chances to win. Last year, there were a lot of winners.

Sorry, but we can only ship prizes within the United States. 

148 Comments

  • Trix

    1971

    ReplyDecember 1, 2013 at 3:11 pm

    • Kate M.

      You got it!

      December 1, 2013 at 3:12 pm

  • Karen Che

    1971

    ReplyDecember 1, 2013 at 3:11 pm

  • lido

    4300 vibrations per minute,

    ReplyDecember 2, 2013 at 3:01 pm

    • lido

      6,000 vibrations per min. on high.

      December 2, 2013 at 3:01 pm

    • Kate M.

      Nice catch! You got it.

      December 2, 2013 at 3:03 pm

  • Cesar

    medical grade plastic

    ReplyDecember 3, 2013 at 3:00 pm

    • Kate M.

      You win it!

      December 3, 2013 at 3:01 pm

  • Fodra

    Eupho is made of medical grade plastic.

    ReplyDecember 3, 2013 at 3:01 pm

  • thelesserunknown (@lesserunknown)

    Aneros material: Acetal plastic

    ReplyDecember 3, 2013 at 3:01 pm

  • Aspen

    Velvet-touch silicone

    ReplyDecember 3, 2013 at 3:01 pm

  • Tanya

    1971!

    ReplyDecember 4, 2013 at 3:02 pm

  • dale Madison

    I like Lube today
    It helps me to slide it in
    Wet is the best..HEY!

    ReplyDecember 4, 2013 at 3:06 pm

  • lido

    Floating high (legs wide)
    Swaying, rhythmic, liberate
    riding the the sex sling

    ReplyDecember 4, 2013 at 3:13 pm

    • lido

      woops. one extra “the” in the last line!

      Floating high (legs wide)
      Swaying, rhythmic, liberate
      riding the sex sling

      December 4, 2013 at 3:15 pm

  • Trix

    underrated: We-Vibe Thrill
    no one ever mentions it
    (too busy moaning)

    ReplyDecember 4, 2013 at 3:24 pm

    • Trix

      Eep, my love of the toy made me forget the rules of haiku. Sorry, gang–I’ll scrap that one…

      December 4, 2013 at 3:28 pm

  • windy

    La minna ola
    With lightest touch you move me
    A thousand desires

    ReplyDecember 4, 2013 at 3:34 pm

  • Bex

    No, I cannot dance
    But I sure know the Salsa
    All thanks to We-Vibe ;)

    ReplyDecember 4, 2013 at 3:34 pm

  • Shanna Katz

    Mighty Hitachi

    You create such love and joy

    Never die on me.

    ReplyDecember 4, 2013 at 4:05 pm

  • Shanna Katz

    Or….

    Njoy Eleven
    So big and graceful you are
    Thanks for your service!

    ReplyDecember 4, 2013 at 4:06 pm

  • Terri

    Bratty bottom moves
    Nice padded cuffs keep her still
    Leather suits her well

    ReplyDecember 4, 2013 at 4:07 pm

  • Gambit

    Fan

    ReplyDecember 5, 2013 at 3:01 pm

    • Kate M.

      Perfect!

      December 5, 2013 at 3:02 pm

  • Lucy

    A fan! A fan!

    ReplyDecember 5, 2013 at 3:02 pm

  • chris

    flower

    ReplyDecember 5, 2013 at 3:04 pm

  • Indrani

    arnold

    ReplyDecember 6, 2013 at 3:00 pm

    • Kate M.

      You got it!

      December 6, 2013 at 3:01 pm

  • Lucy

    ARNOLD!!

    ReplyDecember 6, 2013 at 3:01 pm

  • Ivan Miller

    Arnold

    ReplyDecember 6, 2013 at 3:01 pm

  • Indrani

    Gräfenberg

    ReplyDecember 7, 2013 at 3:00 pm

    • Kate M.

      Got it!

      December 7, 2013 at 3:02 pm

  • Jeremy

    Grafenberg Spot

    ReplyDecember 7, 2013 at 3:01 pm

  • Lucy

    GRAFENBERG

    ReplyDecember 7, 2013 at 3:01 pm

  • yara

    asassination tango

    ReplyDecember 8, 2013 at 3:01 pm

    • Kate M.

      You win!

      December 8, 2013 at 3:12 pm

  • Alex

    Last tango in paris

    ReplyDecember 8, 2013 at 3:02 pm

  • Indrani

    2 3 4 6 form

    ReplyDecember 9, 2013 at 3:01 pm

  • Alex

    4

    ReplyDecember 9, 2013 at 3:02 pm

    • Kate M.

      You got it!

      December 9, 2013 at 3:08 pm

  • lido

    4

    ReplyDecember 9, 2013 at 3:02 pm

  • Vivian Darkbloom

    4

    ReplyDecember 9, 2013 at 3:02 pm

  • Indrani

    forms 2, 3, 4, 6

    ReplyDecember 9, 2013 at 3:02 pm

  • Savvy

    6

    ReplyDecember 9, 2013 at 3:02 pm

  • chris

    4

    ReplyDecember 9, 2013 at 3:02 pm

  • J.B.

    6.

    ReplyDecember 9, 2013 at 3:03 pm

  • lauren

    4

    ReplyDecember 9, 2013 at 3:03 pm

  • Joe

    goes up to form 6

    ReplyDecember 9, 2013 at 3:03 pm

  • Alex

    Dr. @CharlieGlickman

    ReplyDecember 10, 2013 at 3:01 pm

    • Kate M.

      Correct!

      December 10, 2013 at 3:04 pm

  • InsatiablyTaken

    Charlie Glickman

    ReplyDecember 10, 2013 at 3:01 pm

  • chris

    MGX classic

    ReplyDecember 10, 2013 at 3:01 pm

  • Joe

    silicone

    ReplyDecember 11, 2013 at 2:59 pm

    • Kate M.

      Correct!

      December 11, 2013 at 3:02 pm

  • Aspen merriweather

    SILICONE LUBE

    ReplyDecember 11, 2013 at 2:59 pm

  • J.B.

    Silicone.

    ReplyDecember 11, 2013 at 3:00 pm

  • thelesserunknown (@lesserunknown)

    Silicone!

    ReplyDecember 11, 2013 at 3:00 pm

  • SARA BOKAN

    WATER BASED

    ReplyDecember 11, 2013 at 3:03 pm

  • Jeta

    Spareparts Bella Harness

    ReplyDecember 12, 2013 at 3:01 pm

    • Kate M.

      Perfetto!

      December 12, 2013 at 3:02 pm

    • Jeta

      Thank you so much!

      December 12, 2013 at 3:02 pm

  • thelesserunknown (@lesserunknown)

    Sasha

    ReplyDecember 12, 2013 at 3:01 pm

  • Gambit

    spareparts bella harness

    ReplyDecember 12, 2013 at 3:01 pm

  • Gambit

    High 6000 rpm

    ReplyDecember 13, 2013 at 3:02 pm

    • Kate M.

      That was the answer for the last Hitachi we gave away. You still have a chance to win today’s, though!

      December 13, 2013 at 3:08 pm

  • chris

    How about a vibrator that can automatically detect the shape of you body–internal or outside and can automatically changed its shape to fit your body’s shape.

    ReplyDecember 13, 2013 at 3:05 pm

  • Alexander

    A great product will be a vibrator or dildo that can hold lube cartridges (of any type) so you don’t have to stop pleasuring yourself to put more lube. With the press of a button the dildo/vibrator will release more lube and let you continue the fun until you have an orgasm :)

    ReplyDecember 13, 2013 at 3:15 pm

  • Fodra

    Hm, I’d think a dildo with the same sort of pads you see in a TENS unit in the base and pressure sensors embedded in the shaft. When the sensors in the shaft have pressure applied, it would send the information to the pads, and they’d activate, stimulating the nerves and making the user feel like it’s their own body being touched. Since a TENS unit at a low level can feel like being stroked, or any number of sensations, it should turn out interesting at least. There’d also be a control box that would allow the user to control the sensations, so it wouldn’t be painful.

    ReplyDecember 13, 2013 at 3:18 pm

  • Selene

    I like the idea of a three prong vibrator. The central vibe would be inserted vaginally, pressing against the g-spot. There would be a vibe that presses against the clit. And the third vibrating prong would be a butt plug. It would be designed to lay flush to the labia, which both acts as light stimulation to the lips and doesn’t look lumpy through underwear. With a wireless remote, it would be simple to use for the wearer, as well as a fun activity for a partner (like a vibrating panty of sorts).

    ReplyDecember 13, 2013 at 3:19 pm

  • Ian

    It’s high time for men to have a classic sex toy! How about a handheld device that rolls up and downward on the penis and tightness can be adjusted. Of course it would be self lubricating.

    ReplyDecember 13, 2013 at 3:30 pm

  • Miss Caska

    I designed a new dildo for g-spot stimulation.

    Different widths (it goes from smallest to thickest) of the toy could also be used to train yourself for bigger dildos.

    Also can be used or Anal Training :3

    I’ve always wanted a dildo that could stimulate my g-spot, but still hit my T-zone. Most g-spot dildos have their thicker widths at the beginning of the toy, instead of the bottom part.

    http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c60/Henrietta21/pleasure-chest2013-2_zps6d1bf27f.jpg

    -Miss Caska

    ReplyDecember 13, 2013 at 3:44 pm

  • SARA B

    A vibrator with lube that is stored internally and a set amount can be released with the touch of a button. The vibrator and the lube release itself can be controlled with a remote control. The tip of the vibrator would also have a curved tip that would move up and down (kind of like an shiatsu massager balls but up and down instead of in a circle) like a finger on the g spot. How much fun would that be with a partner? Less messy and more fun.

    ReplyDecember 13, 2013 at 4:04 pm

  • Joe

    If we are thinking in futuristic terms we should think about how technology can and will evolve the world of sex toys.

    i am picturing vibrator shaped like a sybian. This would allow for both internal and external stimulation. The toy would have sensors in it that actually respond to your body. It would respond to temperature and pressure. As the woman gains arousal, the toy would be able to memorize combinations of pulsations and vibrations that make that specific person the most aroused.

    you could even chose how quickly you would like it to bring you to orgasm. 5 min before work, no problem. It knows how to get you there better then you do because the math doesn’t lie.

    ReplyDecember 13, 2013 at 4:27 pm

  • chris

    condom

    ReplyDecember 14, 2013 at 3:02 pm

  • chris

    massage oil?
    cock ring?

    ReplyDecember 14, 2013 at 3:15 pm

  • chris

    all-gay-thing?

    ReplyDecember 14, 2013 at 3:15 pm

  • chris

    vibrator?

    ReplyDecember 14, 2013 at 3:31 pm

  • chris

    lube?

    ReplyDecember 14, 2013 at 3:32 pm

  • chris

    adult magazine?

    ReplyDecember 14, 2013 at 3:32 pm

  • chris

    exotic clothing?

    ReplyDecember 14, 2013 at 3:33 pm

  • chris

    men wearing earrings

    ReplyDecember 14, 2013 at 3:36 pm

  • chris

    dildo? give some hint

    ReplyDecember 14, 2013 at 4:02 pm

  • Joe

    All things gay

    ReplyDecember 14, 2013 at 4:03 pm

  • Anahra

    Waterbeds

    ReplyDecember 14, 2013 at 5:12 pm

  • thelesserunknown (@lesserunknown)

    Power

    ReplyDecember 15, 2013 at 3:03 pm

    • Kate M.

      Correct!

      December 15, 2013 at 3:11 pm

  • InsatiablyTaken

    power

    ReplyDecember 15, 2013 at 3:04 pm

  • lido

    Amorino

    ReplyDecember 16, 2013 at 3:01 pm

  • Eric Kuck

    the penguin (“Paddy Pinguin

    ReplyDecember 16, 2013 at 3:02 pm

    • Kate M.

      Correct!

      December 16, 2013 at 3:06 pm

  • Kyle Marsh

    Paddy Pinguin

    ReplyDecember 16, 2013 at 3:02 pm

  • Joe

    Paddy Pinguin

    ReplyDecember 16, 2013 at 3:02 pm

  • lido

    Paddy Penguin

    ReplyDecember 16, 2013 at 3:03 pm

  • Aspen

    Snub, tub, dub

    ReplyDecember 17, 2013 at 3:01 pm

  • lido

    don’t know whether to eat it or rub it on
    have two pennies to rub together
    rub against

    ReplyDecember 17, 2013 at 3:02 pm

    • Kate M.

      Correct!

      December 17, 2013 at 3:07 pm

  • KMarsh

    “and there’s the rub”
    “rub one out”
    “rubbing shoulders”

    ReplyDecember 17, 2013 at 3:02 pm

  • lido

    There’s the rub
    have two pennies to rub together
    rub against

    ReplyDecember 17, 2013 at 3:03 pm

  • lido

    rub the wrong way
    There’s the rub
    have two pennies to rub together

    ReplyDecember 17, 2013 at 3:03 pm

  • chris

    don’t know whether to eat it or rub it on
    have two pennies to rub together
    diplomats rubbing elbows with heads of state.

    ReplyDecember 17, 2013 at 3:03 pm

  • Joe

    rub it in
    rub the wrong way
    rub off on

    ReplyDecember 17, 2013 at 3:04 pm

  • Jeta

    Rub shoulders with, There’s the rub, Rub salt in a wound

    ReplyDecember 17, 2013 at 3:04 pm

  • Jeremy

    stainless steel

    ReplyDecember 18, 2013 at 3:01 pm

    • Kate M.

      Yes indeed!

      December 18, 2013 at 3:04 pm

  • Fahrenheit

    316 grade stainless steel

    ReplyDecember 18, 2013 at 3:01 pm

  • thelesserunknown (@lesserunknown)

    MEdical grade stainless steel

    ReplyDecember 18, 2013 at 3:01 pm

  • J.B.

    Stainless steel.

    ReplyDecember 18, 2013 at 3:01 pm

  • Trix

    stainless steel

    ReplyDecember 18, 2013 at 3:01 pm

  • Jeffrey

    medical grade stainless steel

    ReplyDecember 18, 2013 at 3:01 pm

  • Vivian Darkbloom

    stainless steel

    ReplyDecember 18, 2013 at 3:01 pm

  • erick

    stainless steel

    ReplyDecember 18, 2013 at 3:02 pm

  • Fahrenheit

    Marquis De Sade
    Leopold von Sacher-Masoch

    ReplyDecember 19, 2013 at 3:01 pm

    • Kate M.

      Yup!

      December 19, 2013 at 3:02 pm

  • Jeta

    Missy

    ReplyDecember 20, 2013 at 3:13 pm

    • Kate M.

      Heck yes!

      December 20, 2013 at 3:15 pm

  • InsatiablyTaken

    Misty?

    ReplyDecember 20, 2013 at 3:15 pm

  • Slight accent

    My New Years Resolution is to finally succumb to my wives wishes and let her take my ass with her dildo. I have been promising her my ass since the beginning and its time to live up to a new years resolution and relax and take her deep inside me..AND ENJOY IT…( secretly desire it )

    ReplyDecember 21, 2013 at 1:44 pm

  • Julia

    my new year’s res is more anal (both partner and myself), more creativity, more fun, and more patience in play. continue trying new things and keeping up with old ones.

    ReplyDecember 21, 2013 at 1:45 pm

  • PhotoJoe

    Find more time to be with the one I love.

    ReplyDecember 21, 2013 at 1:48 pm

  • Erick

    My new Year’s sexual resolution is to introduce some more spice into my relationship with my newlywed wife. Exploring new toys, new positions, do things in new places (enjoy the thrill of being caught!) Plain and simple my resolution is to grow and connect with my wife in and outside of the bedroom.

    Happy Holidays!

    ReplyDecember 21, 2013 at 1:56 pm

  • JAMES

    Be more willing to let my girlfriend experiment with toys on me.

    ReplyDecember 21, 2013 at 2:05 pm

  • InsatiablyTaken

    My New Years sexual resolution is to achieve multiple orgasms and maybe learn to be friends with my gspot.

    ReplyDecember 21, 2013 at 2:06 pm

  • Jeta

    My New Year’s resolution? Don’t make sex. Be sex!

    ReplyDecember 21, 2013 at 3:03 pm

  • ND

    For the new year, I’d like to enhance my sexual relationship with my partner. We’ll achieve this by the use of new toys, clear communication and attending workshops together to see what new techniques we can learn. Even after 10 years, there’s always something new to learn and it’s always fun.

    We’ve been hearing about orgasmic meditation… Maybe that’s something to try in 2014! Happy Holidays Pleasure Chest!

    ReplyDecember 21, 2013 at 3:09 pm

  • lido

    Resolution for the new year? More butt play!

    ReplyDecember 21, 2013 at 3:16 pm

  • Lee

    My sexual resolution is to share more information I’ve learned and kept to myself over the years, whether it’s in casual conversation about sex, technique and fantasy discussion with my partner, or defending sex positivity in the real world as well as online. Time to start practicing what I preach in earnest and communicate!

    ReplyDecember 21, 2013 at 3:58 pm

  • Fahrenheit

    My New Year’s Sexual Resolution is to better accept that good things come to those who wait and work on being more comfortable with letting things take their time instead of rushing them, both in the moment and in planning.

    ReplyDecember 21, 2013 at 5:23 pm

  • PhotoJoe

    Mae West

    ReplyDecember 22, 2013 at 3:06 pm

    • Kate M.

      Darn right!

      December 22, 2013 at 3:07 pm

  • Fahrenheit

    condom
    dental dam
    female condom
    gloves

    ReplyDecember 23, 2013 at 3:01 pm

    • Kate M.

      Perfect!

      December 23, 2013 at 3:03 pm

  • Lee

    Latex condom, non-latex condom, dental dam, female condom.

    ReplyDecember 23, 2013 at 3:01 pm

  • Trix

    condoms, dams, gloves, female condoms

    ReplyDecember 23, 2013 at 3:03 pm

  • Lee

    “I Saw Momma Buying Jelly Dongs”, truly a shameful expose of the worst stocking stuffers ever.

    ReplyDecember 24, 2013 at 3:03 pm

  • Alex

    “O Horny Night”

    Also for your consideration:
    “Jingle Balls”
    “Little Rubber Boy”

    ReplyDecember 24, 2013 at 3:04 pm

  • Kate

    The Christmas song “Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer” retitled to: Santa Do Me Over with a Fucksaw

    lyrics forthcoming

    ReplyDecember 24, 2013 at 3:05 pm

    • Kate

      “Santa Do Me Over with a Fucksaw” (to the tune of “Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer”)

      Santa do me over with a fucksaw
      There’s no need for other toys this ‘Eve
      Just bring your jolly self O’ Santa
      And a power tool from you to me

      I’ve got your milk and cookies
      And I’m begging on my knees
      Mister Santa Claus I’m ready
      For that silicone Christmas tree

      I can be your reindeer baby
      Or your little perky elf
      I’ll make your wishes cum
      As we top that sleigh’s back shelf

      Santa do me over with a fucksaw
      There’s no need for other toys this ‘Eve
      Just bring your jolly self O’ Santa
      And a power tool from you to me

      Now don’t worry about the missus
      She’s in on all this too
      Who do you think bought this leather
      That I’m wearing just for you?

      She wants a different kind of spice
      And here I am Christopher
      So why don’t you come over
      And plug in that special vibrator

      Santa do me over with a fucksaw
      There’s no need for other toys this ‘Eve
      Just bring your jolly self O’ Santa
      And a power tool from you to me

      December 24, 2013 at 3:26 pm

    • Kate

      An alternate submission in case I misunderstood the directions: Grandma Got A Happy Rubber Reindeer (A Latex Love Song)

      December 24, 2013 at 3:53 pm

    • Kate M.

      You win! We would have given it to you for the title alone, but we’re going to throw in a couple of extra goodies for making us laugh.

      December 24, 2013 at 4:07 pm

    • Kate

      Thank you!!! I’ve been wanting pleasure beads but can’t really afford much to begin with, being a poor college student about to move on my own for the first time. This is so perfect!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!! Your store has helped me so much with finding comfort in my sexuality. Thank you, truly.

      December 24, 2013 at 4:22 pm

  • Trix

    “I’ll Have A Blue-Balled Christmas Without You”
    “F—in’ Around The Christmas Tree”
    and the ever-popular
    “It Came Upon A Midnight Clear (Where Are The Afterglow Wipes?)”

    (sigh, going to hell for sure now…)

    ReplyDecember 24, 2013 at 3:08 pm

  • InsatiablyTaken

    Baby it’s cold outside (but my glass dildo is nice and warm)

    Let me cum! Let me cum! Let me cum! – The subs pleading rendition of Let it snow.

    ReplyDecember 24, 2013 at 3:10 pm

  • Aspen Merriweather

    “Have Yourself a Merry Little Bliss-mas”

    Also up for consideration:

    “O cum, O cum, Emmanuel”
    “Angels from the Realms of Gloryholes”

    ReplyDecember 24, 2013 at 3:10 pm

  • Jeta

    Canoodling By The Mistletoe
    (“Kissin’ By The Mistletoe” – Aretha Franklin)

    Merry Christmas!

    ReplyDecember 24, 2013 at 3:12 pm

  • Julia

    Hark! The Horny Angels Sing
    Jolly Cuckold Saint Nicholas

    and an obvious one: O Cum, All Ye Faithful

    XOXO happy holidays guys!

    ReplyDecember 24, 2013 at 3:15 pm

  • Camryn

    “Carol of the Kegel Balls” ^_^

    ReplyDecember 24, 2013 at 3:20 pm

  • Fahrenheit

    OH YES! The Horny Angels Cry
    Joy to the World! (The Lord has cum) — it writes itself!
    The Twelve One-Night Stands of Chistmas
    Oh Cum, All Ye Deviants
    Carol of the Balls
    Frosty the nJoy
    Jingle Bell Cock-ring
    I’ve Got My Lover to Keep Me Warm
    Let it Grow! Take it Slow! Overflow!
    I Caught Mommy Under Santa Clause
    All I Want for Christmas is Your Rock Hard Love

    ReplyDecember 24, 2013 at 3:27 pm

  • MC

    “Oh Cum, All Ye Veril” – Oh Come, All Ye Faithful

    “All I Want for Christmas is a Good Hard Fuck” – All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth

    “Orgies Among Us” – Angel’s Among Us

    “Back Door Santa” – That’s actually a real Christmas song title :P

    “The Dildo that Couldn’t Vibrate” – The Bell that Couldn’t Ring

    “Christmas Ain’t Christmas (Without the Vibrator I Love)” – Christmas Ain’t Christmas (Without the one you Love)

    “Do You Feel What I Feel?” – Do you Hear what I Hear

    “Frothy the Blowman” – Frosty the Snowman

    “Rudolph the Red-knobbed Reindeer” – Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

    “Give me a fuck on Christmas Day” – Give Love on Christmas Day

    “Grandma’ got fucked by a Reindeer” – Grandma’ got Runover By a Reindeer.

    “I Don’t Wanna Spend One More Christmas Without You (My Hitachi)” – “I Don’t Wanna Spend One More Christmas Without You”

    “I Saw Three Dicks” – I Saw Three Ships

    “I want James Deen for Christmas” (well, actually I’d like Mark Ashley too) – I Want Eddie Fisher for Christmas

    “I Wish I Could Get Sex Toys Every Day!” – I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday

    -MC

    ReplyDecember 24, 2013 at 3:42 pm

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