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Apr 15 2014

Win Tickets to Lysistrata in Chicago!

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by Kate M.

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Hey Chicago! We’re giving away three pairs of tickets to (re)discover theatre‘s hot new adaptation of Aristophanes’ anti-war sex farce Lysistrata - one pair for Saturday the 19th and two for Saturday the 26th.

“This production penetrates the absurdity of gender expectations by inserting a new and different mix of male and female actors on both sides of this ‘blue balling’ conflict. To spice things up, a male and female actor will alternate the roles of Lysistrata and the Magistrate every other night, giving a unique dual perspective on gender. Want to get in on the action? To ensure your satisfaction, we are allowing you to pick your gender for the night as well. We have surprises in store for both. Choose wisely.”

Each performance will be followed by brief mini-workshop with one of our sex specialists: Gendertalia – Why Everything You Learned in the Locker Room was Wrong with Antoinette on the 19th, and Gender Odyssey, or Binaries are for Computers with Ash on the 26th.

Want to win? Enter the Twitter contest.

Just tweet “Rediscovering Sex! #rediscoverLYSISTRATA @PleasureChestCH @rediscovtheatre” to be entered to win two free tickets!

We’ll announce the winners at 6pm on Friday the 18th.

Apr 14 2014

The Race to the Penis Museum

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by Kate M.

File this under “… huh.” We just watched the trailer for The Final Member, a documentary about the proprietor of the world’s only penis museum and two potential donors, each of whom wants his penis to be the first human penis on display. We’re still a little confused, but in the way where we 100% want to see this movie now.

What do you think? Do you want to see this as much as we do?

Apr 11 2014

Bubble Porn

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by Kate M.

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Sometimes, you want to watch porn, but you can’t because your church tells you that it’s wrong. What a bummer. Luckily, an ingenious Mormon invented “bubbling” – covering pictures of girls in bikinis with a pattern of circles that obscures their clothing, so that you can better imagine them naked. Thanks, technicality!

A new comedy video has taken bubbling a step further, using bubbling to turn innocent situations into smut. It’s not porn, but it’s still probably NSFW.

h/t Gizmodo

Apr 10 2014

Nerd Out & Win A Rabbit Habit!

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by Kate M.

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Update: Congratulations to Roy who won the Rabbit Habit Original Deluxe! Thank you to everyone who entered! Keep an eye out for more amazing giveaways from Vibratex this month. 

We’re giving away a Rabbit Habit Original Deluxe, the new, improved version of the beloved toy!

Want to win? Read on!

We really enjoyed The Date Report‘s list of things you can tell about your date based on their favorite book. Some of them were dead-on:

Ulysses: They are still paying off grad school.”

Some made us cringe:

Pride and PrejudiceThey’re all about the happy ending and love Judi Dench movies.”*

Some of them were just silly:

TwilightThey’re (unconsciously) really into Shakespeare.”

Fifty Shades of Grey: They’re really into Twilight, so basically, they’re into Shakespeare. But sexy Shakespeare.”

Now, we want to know about you! In the comments below, tell us what your favorite book says about you, and you’ll be entered to win the Rabbit Habit Original Deluxe.

We’ll pick a winner at random on Tuesday, April 15th at noon PDT.

U.S. residents only. 

 

*Jane Austen wrote satire. Those novels are 5% love story and 95% mean jokes about how stupid and annoying everyone is. Get it together, people. (The Judi Dench thing is probably true, though.)

Apr 10 2014

Thune, Ray & More!
Performance Anxiety April 15th

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by Kate M.

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Join us on Tuesday, April 15th at 8pm for another evening of Performance Anxiety, the twice-monthly comedy night hosted by Eli Olsberg at our West Hollywood store.

For just $7, you get free beer, 15% off your purchases and an evening with some of the best comics working today.

The show will feature appearances by

The show is first come, first served and you are encouraged to buy tickets in advance to guarantee a seat.

Enjoy Brent Morin on his failures with women.

Apr 08 2014

Rock That Cock

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by Kate M.

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Looking for a place to put all your extra money? Why not invest in dick pics? Rock That Cock, an app that will let you dress up your dick pics with costumes and fancy backgrounds, is currently raising money on Indiegogo.

From their fundraising page:

“In the world we live in, dick pics may be a lot of things — classless, stupid, offensive — but one thing is for sure, they aren’t going anywhere. We may not be able to stop dick pics from happening, but we believe we can (and therefore must) make them way more hilarious.”

Their video certainly succeeded.

Apr 03 2014

This Seventies Cosplay, Oh My Gosh.

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by Kate M.

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Do you cosplay? If you don’t you’re about to want to. If you do, you’ll probably want to step up your game. Our new BFF Ron Miller just posted many 70′s cosplay pictures, from his personal collection, to io9. They are glorious (and mostly NSFW).

If you’ll excuse us, we have to go track down some wings, scales, and sequined undergarments.

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Apr 02 2014

Win a Rabbit Habit Original Deluxe!

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by Kate M.

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Update: Congratulations to Kami who won the prize! Thanks to everyone who entered! We’re giving away several brand new toys from Vibratex this month, so keep an eye out for another chance to win. 

We’re giving away a Vibratex Rabbit Habit Original Deluxe!

This luxury edition of the ever-popular Rabbit Habit is stronger and more satisfying than ever! With a quieter, more powerful motor and a superior button control panel, the Rabbit Habit Original Deluxe lets you scroll through a variety of speeds, vibration patterns, and rotations. This is a habit you won’t want to break!

Want to win the new, improved Rabbit Habit? Here’s how.

In the comments below, tell us about a habit that you don’t want to break. Binge-reading advice columns? Keeping an inside joke with your sweetie alive, long past the point that anyone else would find it funny? Drinking more cups of coffee per day than any one person should? We want to know.

We’ll pick a winner on Monday, April 7th at noon, PDT.

U.S. residents only.