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Oct 03 2014

Disappointingly Realistic Erotica:
Blowjob Bringdown

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by Kate M.

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“On your knees.”

I sank gratefully to the floor, calmed and aroused at once by the cool tone of authority in Drew’s voice. I watched their well worn boots as they approached me, taking slow, deliberate steps. I couldn’t wait to get my hands on those boots, to make them shine. To see the pride on Drew’s face when they saw what I could do with their boots.

The clink of a buckle. The quick tug of a zipper. The faint rustle of a silicone cock being released from a pair of briefs. It seemed that Drew was more interested in what I could do with my mouth.

“Suck it,” Drew murmured.

I obeyed and nearly gagged on a mouthful of lint.

***

“Do not stop, I prithee do not stop,” the pirate king panted.

Emmaline let a small smile play across her lips as she worked her captor’s rigid manhood with both of her smooth, petite hands. She might be the hostage, but she was the one in control. With a tongue that, mere days before, she had thought she would only ever use for prayers and polite conversation, she lapped at the pirate king’s nether head.

The pirate king howled as his climax shot from him. Emmaline howled too.

“Merciful God, it’s in my eye!”

***

Brutus held Chad’s hair as the boy slobbered on Brutus’s dick. Chad might be the worst kind of college bro, but his cocksucking skills weren’t up for debate.

“You like the taste of my cock, kid?” Brutus yanked Chad’s head back, grinning into the boy’s eager face. Chad opened his mouth to answer.

“Hhhhhhcccchhhhhhhhh.”

“What’s that?”

“Hgghh! Hhhhhgggccchhhh!”

“Do you have a pube in your throat?”

Chad nodded as he coughed.

***

Read more Disappointingly Realistic Erotica here

Oct 02 2014

The Art of Sex in Chicago

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by Kate M.

Art-Of-Sex-Update

Join us on Friday, October 10th, 7-10pm, for the opening night reception of The Art of Sex, our annual erotic art show. Browse the artwork, chat with the artists, and maybe even purchase a piece for yourself! We’ll provide the wine.

This show will feature artwork by Leslie Anderson, Antoinette Hancock, Bianca Jarvis, Leon VonMonkeyfetish, Patience Meeks, Pik Chick, Rachel Katzman, Rob River and more!

The Art of Sex will be up at The Pleasure Chest Chicago through October 12th.

Oct 02 2014

October L.A. Workshops & Events

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by Kate M.

The leaves may not be changing colors, and it’s certainly getting much cooler, but October is still a great time to fall in lust with a new free workshop lineup.

Spruce Up Your Hole
Saturday, October 4th @ 8-11pm –FREE

spruceIt’s no secret that flowers can be seductive. That’s why we’ll be at acclaimed Silverlake flower boutique Spruce for Spruce Up Your Hole, a night of festivities that includes:

  • Local celebrity host Lyla KaRug
  • DJ Michelle Johnson
  • Makeovers by Lyla at 9PM
  • Pleasure Chest gift bags for the first 100 guests
  • Psychic love + readings by Blue Jaguar is Love
  • A free Spruce drink special at AKBAR. Just tell the bartender, “Spruce up my hole!”

This evening of creative fun celebrates the launch of Spruce’s naughty new botanical skin care line, which features cheeky names like The Night Before the Morning After, Bust a Nut, and She Was Up All Night (And it Shows). Come get spruced up with us. Nothing is sexier than local, like-minded community coming together. Spruce is at 4313 Fountain Avenue, Los Angeles, CA 90029.

lady cheekyBlow ‘em Away: Fearless Fellatio with Lady Cheeky
Wednesday, October 8th @ 8-10pm – FREE!

Do you marvel at people who love giving head? Are you checking your watch as you suck and blow? In this fun and informal class, we’ll spend some time talking about your biggest penile pet peeves and how to solve them. You’ll learn some basic pleasure-focused anatomy, easy tips to make fellatio fun for you, and tricks to render your partner speechless. Lady Cheeky will show you how to actually enjoy giving a blow job and even look forward to it.

Performance Anxiety – Comedy Night at The Pleasure Chest
Tuesday, October 14th @ 8-10pm

Get your laughs and lube in the same place. Join us for the return of the ever popular Performance Anxiety, a comedy night hosted by Eli Olsberg. For seven bucks, you can enjoy free beer, 15% off your purchases and live performances by some of the best comics working today.

Tantra for Beginners with Reid Mihalko
Wednesday, October 15th @ 8-10pm – FREE!

reid-mihalkoPerhaps you’ve heard of Tantra and remember reading somewhere (last month’s Cosmo?) about “expanded orgasms,” but you think that kind of stuff is only for people like Sting, yoga instructors or porn stars. What if we told you that mind blowing, ecstatic sex was not only possible, but learnable and didn’t have to set off your “new age” alarms? Join sex and relationship educator Reid Mihalko for a fun, light-hearted romp into the world of sacred sexuality. Explore enhanced lovemaking techniques, communication skills helpful for deepening intimacy, and breathing techniques to increase your arousal and sexual stamina in this workshop designed for anyone curious about Tantra, bettering their relationships, and having fun in the bedroom.

Role Play with Mistress Mary
Wednesday, October 22nd @ 8-10pm – FREE!

Think that costumes are just for Halloween? Au contraire! In this class, Mistress Mary will teach you to dress for sexual success and bring your wildest fantasies to life in the privacy of your bedroom. Whether you want to be tied to the railroad tracks by a mustachioed villain, grab an international spy’s ass, have a wild orgy (with you and your partner playing every role), or even if you don’t yet know what you want, you’ll pick up the skills you need to get started.

cyndi darnellWomen, Lust and Desire: Understanding Women and Libido with Cyndi Darnell
Monday, October 27th @ 8-10pm – FREE!

In an era where an estimated 55% of all women report some kind of relationship with low libido, leading Sex Therapist Cyndi Darnell shines light on what both science and conventional psychological and medical approaches are missing when dealing with women’s eroticism. This is an empowering and thought provoking seminar aimed at helping women understand their own eroticism and how to access it.

Performance Anxiety – Comedy Night at The Pleasure Chest
Tuesday, October 28th @ 8-10pm

Get your laughs and lube in the same place. Join us for the return of the ever popular Performance Anxiety, a comedy night hosted by Eli Olsberg. For seven bucks, you can enjoy free beer, 15% off your purchases and live performances by some of the best comics working today.

Sep 30 2014

History’s Ickiest Contraceptives

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by Kate M.

In case you were harboring romantic notions of wanting to live in another era, nonprofit organization EngenderHealth has released a PSA that emphasizes the importance of available contraception by taking you through a colorful history of , um, interesting contraceptives throughout the ages. (Weasel testicles??? We’ll stick with condoms, thanks.) Enjoy!

Sep 29 2014

Sex is Back Weekly Pick:
Twilla on Her Husband

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by Kate M.

We have another installment of Sex is Back, our video series where people speak honestly and openly about their sex lives. In this video, Twilla recounts how her wonderful relationship with her husband has allowed her, as an incest survivor, to make peace with her sexual self. (This video includes discussion of incest and underage sex.)

Twilla on Her Husband

Sep 27 2014

Want to Win a Tantus Ripple or Silk?
Tell Us Which!

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by Kate M.

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Update: Congratulations to Randy, Joseph, Micah, and Liv, who each won an awesome Tantus toy! 

We’re giving away two Tantus Silk Medium dildos and two Tantus Ripple butt bead toys.

The Silk Medium is the ideal size and smooth texture for first-time players and for warming up to something larger. Its harness-compatible base makes this toy totally anal-safe, but it feels great in almost any orifice.

The Ripple’s first bead is smaller than a fingertip for easy insertion, but graduates in size to 1.5″ across at its widest bulb, meaning you can work slowly toward anal ecstasy. The versatile shape of this toy allows it to be multi-functional as beads, a plug, and an anal dildo. It’s also one of our 7 favorite toys for anal sex beginners.

Want to win? Here’s how. 

In the comments below, tell us which one you want. It’s that easy. We’ll choose four winners at random on Tuesday, September 30th at noon PDT.

U.S. residents only. 

Sep 26 2014

Spruce Up Your Hole in L.A.

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by Kate M.

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It’s no secret that flowers can be seductive. That’s why we can’t wait for Saturday, October 4th, 8-11PM, when we’ll be at acclaimed Silverlake flower boutique Spruce for Spruce Up Your Hole, a night of festivities that includes;

Local celebrity host Lyla KaRug
DJ Michelle Johnson
Makeovers by Lyla at 9PM
Pleasure Chest gift bags for the first 100 guests
Psychic love + readings by Blue Jaguar is Love
A free Spruce drink special at AKBAR. Just tell the bartender, “Spruce up my hole!”

This evening of creative fun celebrates the launch of Spruce’s naughty new botanical skin care line, which features cheeky names like The Night Before the Morning After, Bust a Nut, and She Was Up All Night (And it Shows).

Come get spruced up with us. Nothing is sexier than local, like-minded community coming together.

Spruce Up Your Hole
Saturday, October 4th, 8-11PM
4313 Fountain Avenue
Los Angeles, CA 90029

Sep 25 2014

“A Perfect Fit”: Staff Review of
the Tantus Beginners Gag

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by Kate M.

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For those interested in exploring BDSM or those who are already seasoned veterans, this is a great alternative to the classic ball gag. Instead of the traditional rubber or latex, the insertable part of the Beginners Gag is made of ultra high quality silicone. This means there’s no unpleasant taste or odor, and that it can easily be cleaned after play and the straps can be removed to facilitate even easier cleaning.

The straps themselves are made of leather, providing a great sense of quality to this toy. It attaches behind the head with a velcro closure. This allows the toy to be fitted to each individual person’s head, meaning it will always be a perfect fit!

The internal part of this gag has a ball shape with a tapered stem, allowing the teeth and lips to comfortably close instead of being stretched open. However, the internal part is prominent enough to still act as an effective gag.

I find this to be a great option because traditional ball gags open cause me jaw pain. I like that I don’t have to keep my mouth so wide open, I enjoy the total lack of flavor or odor, and I really appreciate the quality of this gag.

Sep 23 2014

“I never felt like my G-Spot was under attack”: Staff Review of the Tantus Sport

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by Kate M.

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I was excited to try the Sport, since I love G-spot play, and the Sport’s sharp curve definitely lends itself to that. Also, aesthetically, I really like its metallic gray/silver color; I think it makes it look high-end, and it’s nice when companies veer away from the boring pink-for-girls, black-for-boys binary.

I tried the Sport solo a couple of times, as a G-spot toy, and I was impressed. The smooth, round bulb at the end (which I hesitate to call a head, since the Sport doesn’t look very much like a dick) provides pleasantly firm, focused pressure, but the shaft is flexible enough that I never felt like my G-spot was under attack. I love Njoy’s stainless steel Pure Wand with all of my heart and soul, but sometimes – during my period, for instance – it puts too much pressure on my G-spot. I feel like I could use the Sport comfortably at any time of the month.

I also tried it as a butt toy, with mixed results. On the one hand, the fact that it’s so smooth and petite made it a great anal toy for someone like me; a lot of the time, I find it hard to relax enough to make butt sex comfortable. My partner started me off with Aneros’ Tempo plug and some nice massage, and pretty soon I was able to accommodate the Sport without even a tiny pang of discomfort. I even discovered pretty quickly that I wanted something bigger. On the other hand, the curved shape that had made my G-spot so happy was sort of annoying in my prostate-less butt.

I would absolutely recommend the Sport to someone who enjoys lighter, focused pressure on the G-spot or the prostate, especially if they’re looking for a smaller toy. I’d also recommend it to anyone looking for a non-phallic dildo.

Like what you’ve read? You may be able to win a Tantus Sport

Sep 22 2014

Want to Win a Tantus Sport?
Pick Your Team Name.

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by Kate M.

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Update: Congratulations to Xochitl and Denise Smith, who each won a Sport! Thank you all for entertaining us with your awesome team names. Keep an eye out for more Tantus giveaways soon! 

We’re giving away a Tantus Sport dildo to two lucky winners! 

Batter up! This small-but-mighty toy is up for anything. With its pronounced curve and smooth, bulbous head, the Sport is perfect for massaging the G-spot or the prostate, and it’s slim enough even for butt sex beginners. Harness-compatible, sterilizable, and not too phallic, this premium silicone dildo is sure to attract a lot of devoted fans.

Want to win a Tantus Sport? Here’s how.

In the comments below, invent the name of a team that you’d like to be a part of, and let us know what the team would do. For example:

The Filthy Masticators – competitive pie eating

We’ll pick two winners at random on Thursday, September 25th at noon PDT.

U.S. residents only.