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Feb 20 2012

Pleasure Chest Art Contest EXTENDEDIllustrate These Searches & Win a We-Vibe 3!

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by thepleasurechest

UPDATE2/27

We’ve only had a few entries so far in this contest, so we’ve decided to extend the deadline to Monday, March 5th. If you’ve been planning to participate, you now have an extra week to get your submissions to us! 

The world is a weird and wonderful place. That’s the conclusion we’ve reached after reading through dozens of strange and head-scratching search phrases that mysteriously delivered people to our blog. We’ve already collected our previous favorites in three popular posts (1/2/3). Usually we illustrate the best of these with photos of adorable cats, but this time we’re trying something different.

The Contest

Can you draw or paint? Are you a Photoshop or MS Paint whiz?

Here is your challenge: interpret and illustrate one or more of the search phrases below. Then post the finished product into the comments thread or send your submission via email to
mattc@thepleasurechest.com
. We’ll award a We-Vibe 3 to the artist who sends our favorite submission. We’ll also award some cool prizes to the runners up.  Enter as many times as you like. We’ll pick our winners on February 27th (in one week), so be sure to get your art to us before then.

Sound like fun? Read the phrases below and get your creative juices flowing.

The Searches

  • bert and ernie gay fisting
  • woman doesnt clean ass before anal
  • statue used for penetrative masturbation
  • mermaid ejaculation
  • gelled hair porn
  • prurient curiosity
  • oldest butt plug
  • butt tricks
  • pleasurable activities to have with your butt
  • sexual anus
  • portsmouth stripper teagan
  • livenude mom feeding 18+ son
  • sweaty testicles
  • concealed masturbation toys for men to wear under trousers
  • sheep eyelash cock ring
  • mans sexy cheast and anus of hollywood super stars
  • sexhand job on the high seas
  • gay naked sexy superheroes
  • prostate masturbation sleeve pic aunt
  • female vader xxx
  • cockring disasters

Feb 15 2012

Heeldo. Turn On or Buzz Off?

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by thepleasurechest

It’s been almost a year since our last installment of Turn On or Buzz Off— the feature where we ask readers to weigh in on the weirdest products in the adult toy industry. As some dedicated fans might remember, we’ve polled you on everything from zombie dildos and Simpsons porn, to an MMA bed and a vibrating bra! Some of the contenders in Turn On or Buzz Off, like the adorable Bzzzbuddies and the stealthy L’Intimate, have even found their way onto our stores’ shelves. We’d almost forgotten about this feature, until a new product landed on our desk this week.

Meet the Heeldo, a strap-on harness for your foot! Oh sure, you’ve seen the thigh harness, the hand harness and the chin strap. But what’s the appeal of footballin’?

Let the marketing folks at Heeldo explain:

Heeldo™ is the FIRST strap-on dildo harness for your foot allowing for vaginal, clitoral or anal stimulation.  It slides on your foot like a sock and a dildo protrudes out of the back of the harness, where your heel is. You can then sit, squat, and bounce on your favorite harness-friendly dildo.

  • Compatible with most harness-friendly dildos on the market
  • Made of neoprene and is hand washable
  • Guaranteed pleasurable blowjob for both men and women
  • Ideal for straight and gay couple play
  • Great for female solo masturbation or male self-pegging
  • Prostate stimulation for intense male orgasms!

Sounds toe-tally awesome, right? We can see how this harness would be a shoe-in with foot fetishists. But we’re not sure we’ve got the coordination required to give a blowjob while giving ourselves a toe job. Either way, we imagine, the Heeldo would provide one helluva workout.

What about you? Would you get your kicks from the Heeldo? Or is foot-oriented sex your Achilles’ heel? Take our poll!

Feb 13 2012

3 Last Minute Valentine’s Tips

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by thepleasurechest

Searching for something special for your Valentine? Be sure to check out our 4 Tips for a Sexier Valentine’s Day and 3 of our Hottest Toys and How to Use Them! Still stumped? We’ve put together a few more tips to heat up your Valentine’s Day celebration.

No matter what you choose, don’t forget to claim your free Red Mini pocket vibrator with any purchase!

Shunga Chocolate Body Paint $19.95

Skip dessert and head for the bedroom. Pour some of our chocolate Body Frosting on your partner, or use a paintbrush with Shunga Chocolate Body Paint. Cleaning it off is the best part.

Satin Love Mask $9.95

Try sensory deprivation. Blindfold your partner with a Love Mask, and tease all five senses with different surprises. For an even kinkier scene, bind their wrists, with some Pleasure Tape or restraints, pop some earbuds in their ears, play some music, and have your way with them.

Fifi $139.95

Invest in one really nice toy. The new Fifi is a luxury rabbit-style vibrator. It’s rechargeable, totally waterproof and has three powerful motors inside. It’s got vibrations from mild to wild, and you can even take it in the bath. Fifi also has a one year warranty, so it’s guaranteed to keep you buzzing ’til next Valentine’s Day and beyond!

 

Feb 08 2012

The Pleasure Chest Romance RideSunday, February 19th

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by thepleasurechest

WHAT?

Take a fun, free trivia-filled tour into the tortured heart of the Hollywood dream factory! From the tragic to the tawdry, ride your two-wheeled steed on an adventure through the lesser known landmarks of both the real and fictional drama of showbiz romance. This easy ride ends at The Pleasure Chest with a costume contest, beer and wine, popcorn, cupcakes, vintage smut films & more!

WHERE?

The Pleasure Chest, 7733 Santa Monica Blvd (between Spaulding and Genesee).

Meet in the parking lot!

WHEN?

Sunday, February 19 @ 1pm. Tour begins at 1:30pm and will last approximately 90 minutes.

WHO?

You. And your bike! Join us.

WHAT TO WEAR?

The costume theme is “Red Romance.”

We’ll be giving away fabulous Pleasure Chest prizes in the following categories

  • Most Red
  • Most Romantic
  • Most Risque

Remember that this is a winter ride! Bring warm clothes if you think you’ll need ’em.

WHAT ELSE DO I NEED TO KNOW?

This will be an easy ride with no big hills. We’ll go at a slow and easy pace with frequent stops. Route slips will be included and expert bicycle mechanics will accompany us on this tour. Your fearless ride leaders and the bumpin’ beats of the bicycle boombox will enable you to hear us wherever we go. If you’re planning to enjoy the afterparty at the store, be prepared to lock your bike outside or pack it in your vehicle before joining us for the festivities. If there is rain, the ride will be canceled. You do not need to RSVP to participate, but you can tell us you’re coming at this Facebook event page.

 

 

Feb 07 2012

3 of the Hottest Sex Toys & How to Use Them

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by thepleasurechest

Still searching for the perfect toy to enjoy this Valentine’s Day. Here are a few of our most popular items and some unusual ways to deploy them in the bedroom.

Njoy Pure Wand $107.95

Explore temperature play. Warm up a stainless steel toy like the Pure Wand by running warm water over it. You can also put it in the freezer for an entirely different sensation. Finding your G-Spot or P-Spot was never so hot. Or cool! This trick also works with glass toys.

We-Vibe 3 $139.95

You’ve already heard about the power and convenience of the “couples vibe.” But we’ve discovered that the unique shape of the We-Vibe 3 has other uses. It fits in your palm while masturbating or giving a vibrating handjob. You can also use it to cradle or cup the balls during a blowjob. With a little flex, you can even use it for prostate play.

Aneros $57.95

The Aneros is one of the most popular toys for finding and stimulating the prostate. But you can also enjoy the Aneros in a hole new way, by adding vibration. The Silk Touch Egg easily locks into the Aneros handle making it a vibrating butt toy. If you already have a vibrator you enjoy, just place the business end against the base of the Aneros and enjoy!

 

Feb 06 2012

Going to the Mat with the We-Vibe 3

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by thepleasurechest

The new We-Vibe 3 is 40% stronger than its famous predecessor. Can you handle the difference? We asked web department heavyweight Lillian to wrestle with this question. She got in the ring with the We-Vibe 3 and emerged victorious…

I was very excited to get to try out the We-Vibe 3.  I plugged the handy charger/case right in once I got home so that in 24 hours, I could take it for a test drive.  The charging station is one of my favorite things about this product—I can carry it in my purse without the toy banging around and collecting lint, and it even has a spot for the remote control!  The toy itself is beautifully designed and made of top-notch materials. I give it top marks in overall presentation and storage design.

"I ended up grinding so violently that I broke the bed."

For me at least, the We-Vibe 3 is not a hands-free toy.  My G-Spot is closer to the vaginal opening than average (about ¾ of an inch in, compared to 2-3 inches in), so inserting the toy fully misses my G-Spot almost entirely.  I need to hold it to keep the G-Spot end in place.  The external end is much stronger than that of its predecessor, and once I started using my hand to vary the pressure against my clit, the sensation really improved.  Grinding against my pillow, comforter or partner with it in was even better, although I still had to keep a hand on the toy to keep it from falling out.  I ended up grinding so violently that I broke the bed (the third one I’ve broken this way), which, though definitely a sign of a good time, is something I try to avoid.

As far as dual stimulation is concerned, nothing is going to knock the Pure Wand and Form 2 combo out of 1st place for me.  The We-Vibe 3 probably isn’t going to make it into my regular rotation of masturbation tools, but it’s a great addition to frottage and I definitely look forward to wearing it under my harness during my next pegging session.

Feb 03 2012

4 Tips for a Sexier Valentine’s Day

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by thepleasurechest

Picking the right toys isn’t enough. For a truly sexy Valentine’s Day, it’s always best to make plans for play. Here are four of our favorite tips, paired with some popular affordable toys.

1) Try out some roleplay in the bedroom. Let’s Play Doctor is one of our favorite games of dress up and strip down.

Let’s Play Doctor $16.95

2) Use bondage tape to make an outfit. Invite your lover to (carefully) cut it off. Don’t forget your trusty safety scissors.

Pleasure Tape $9.95

3) Make a replica of your partner’s penis. You can use it when you’re apart and missing him. For more fun, bend him over, lube him up and fuck him with his own cock!

Clone-A-Willy Penis Molding Kit $34.95

4) Pick out a remote controlled vibrator. One of you can wear it, while the other holds the controls. Use it while out at a restaurant or party, for discreet fun in public.


Cry Baby Remote Control Bullet $64.95

 

Jan 31 2012

Dirty Talk, Sex Toys, Open Relationships & MoreWorkshops in Chicago

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by thepleasurechest

February is here, and with it a full lineup of free workshops in our Chicago store. Whether you want to learn how to improve your oral (and aural) skills, incorporate sex toys, try new positions or explore open relationships, we’ve got a class for you. There’s even a knitting night! Check out our schedule below.

Suck It, Lick It, Love it with Antoinette
Wednesday, February 1st @ 8pm FREE!

Our Sex Specialists share tips and tricks to get you in the spirit of giving and receiving amazing oral sex. We’ll cover anatomy basics, giving mind-blowing blow jobs, eating pussy like a pro, lending your mouth a hand (literally) to please your partner, and the best toys to accessorize your licks, sucks, and squeezes.

Sex Toys for Curious Couples with Sarah Sloane
Wednesday February 8th @ 8pm FREE!

Using sex toys together can be intimidating, but it can add a sense of fun and openness to pleasing one another sexually. Many toys are fun for more than one, whether they’re meant to offer stimulation for both partners or enhance your sex. Our Sex Specialists will cover the best toys to use with a partner, communication, toy safety, and toy tips.

Open Relationships with Sarah Sloane
Wednesday, February 15th @ 8pm FREE!

What are open relationships and how do they work? From polyamory and consensual non-monogamy to swinging, we’ll explore how to negotiate these often challenging relationship models. Learn the pleasures and pitfalls of open relationships, improve communication and discover how to find other non-monogamous people.

Talk Dirty to Me: Roleplay & Fantasy in the Bedroom with Antoinette
Wednesday, February 22nd @ 8pm FREE!

Learn to please your partner using dirty language, prurient pillow talk and filthy fantasies. Go beyond “playing doctor” to discover the delights of roleplay. Our silver-tongued Sex Specialists will show you how to enhance your sex life using your imagination, costumes, theatricality and the simple spoken word.

Not Your Grandma’s Knitting Night
Monday, February 27th @ 7pm FREE!

Ever wanted to knit a blanket while surrounded by sex toys? Here’s your chance! Bring your yarn and relax with some hot tea and hotter conversation. We’ll give you some sexy patterns that you can use to give some new life to an old craft.

Sex Positions with Antoinette
Wednesday, February 29th @ 8pm FREE!

Think you know every sex position there is? Our Sex Specialists will take you on a back-bending, mind-expanding, stand up, sit down, lie back ride through positions for pleasure. You’ll learn how to get the best angle for G-spot pleasure, tips on combining clitoral stimulation, and techniques guys can use to last longer. We will also talk about positions for people with different levels of flexibility, ways to use props to make things easier and more fun, and the best positions to use during pregnancy.

Coming in March…

Strap On, Get Off: Dildo Harnesses 101 with Antoinette
Wednesday, March 7th @ 8pm FREE!

Threesomes with Reid Mihalko
Tuesday, March 13th @ 8pm FREE!

Blowjobs & Beyond with Reid Mihalko
Wednesday, March 14th @ 8pm FREE!

Introduction to Tantra with Antoinette
Wednesday March 21st @ 8pm FREE!

Not Your Grandma’s Knitting Night
Monday, March 26th @ 7pm FREE!

G-Spot & Female Ejaculation with Sarah Sloane
Wednesday, March 28th 8pm FREE!

 

Jan 31 2012

Strap Ons, BDSM, Sex Toys & Oral PleasureUpcoming Workshops in NY

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by thepleasurechest

February is here, and we’ve got a great lineup of free workshops in our New York store. Whether you want to improve your oral sex skills, explore toys and strap ons or discover the joys of kinky sex, we’ve got a class for you. Here’s our complete lineup for the month of February.

Suck it, Lick it, Love it with Aaron & Adriana
Wednesday, February 1st @ 8pm FREE!

Our Sex Specialists share tips and tricks to get you in the spirit of giving and receiving amazing oral sex. We’ll cover anatomy basics, giving mind-blowing blow-jobs, eating pussy like a pro, lending your mouth a hand (literally) to please your partner, and the best toys to accessorize your licks, sucks, and squeezes.

Sex Toys for Curious Couples with Adriana
Wednesday, February 8th @ 8pm FREE!

Using sex toys together can be intimidating, but it can add a sense of fun and openness to pleasing one another sexually. Many toys are fun for more than one, whether they’re meant to offer stimulation for both partners or enhance your sex. Our Sex Specialists will cover the best toys to use with a partner, communication, toy safety, and toy tips.

Blowjobs & Beyond with Brandon B
Wednesday, February 15th @ 8pm FREE!

Want to have him squirming in his seat? Our Sex Specialists will show you how to use your mouth, hands, and more to give mind-blowing blowjobs. We’ll cover male anatomy, tips and tricks, the truths and myths of “deep throat” plus other sexy secrets that are sure to have him begging for more.

Strap-On, Get Off! Dildo Harnesses 101 with Laura Delarato
Wednesday, February 22nd @ 8pm FREE!

Become acquainted with the arousing possibilities of strap-on sex. Our Sex Specialists will show you that strap-on sex can be fun for everyone! Among the subjects covered will be how to choose the best harness and dildo for you, enhancing mutual satisfaction, owning your strap-on cock, and why and how strap-ons can be worn by guys too. A perfect class for beginners of any gender or orientation.

Kinky Sex with Hana & Laura Delarato
Wednesday, February 29th @ 8pm FREE!

Just because you’re not into chains and whips doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy a foray into the arousing world of kink. If your fantasies include blindfolds, role-playing, handcuffs, or any other naughty fun, our Sex Specialists can help take you from curious to light kink connoisseur.

 

Coming up in March…

G-Spot & Female Ejaculation with Sarah Sloane
Wednesday, March 7th @ 8pm FREE! 

Beginners BDSM with Ignacio
Wednesday, March 14th @ 8pm FREE!

Pleasure Her Perfect with Laura Delarato & Hana
Wednesday, March 21st @ 8pm FREE!

Blowjobs and Beyond with Aaron
Wednesday, March 28th @ 8pm FREE!