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Spit, Swallowed, Shaken or Stirred?

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by thepleasurechest

mojito

So, it’s well past April Fool’s Day and this appears to be real. The SF Weekly’s Anna Roth reports on a bartender who makes cocktails spiked with semen. Yes, you read that right. Paul “Fotie” Photenhauer is the author of two, um, seminal cookbooks Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes and his latest Semenology: The Semen Bartender’s Handbook which puts the cock back in cocktails. That’s an oddly appetizing photo of the “Macho Mojito” above. In his defense, Photenhauer argues:

People eat all kinds of weird shit. Eggs are the menstruation of chickens. Milk is the mammary excretion from cows. Semen is… at least it’s fresh and you know who the producer is.

Well, he does have a point. Still, if you’re going to try this at home, may we suggest making your elixir just a little sweeter first? Oh, and we have some drink stirrers that just might work for the occasion.

 

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