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Want to Win a Fun Factory Bootie?
Title a July 4th Porno.

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by Kate M.

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Update: Congratulations to Property of Potter! Our staff has voted, and we are fans of Star Spangled Boner. Thanks to everyone who made us laugh with your titles!

We’re giving away a Fun Factory Bootie!

The beginner-friendly size and stimulating shape of Fun Factory’s Bootie will make you want to bend over and surrender yours! This soft yet firm silicone plug slips in with ease but stays in place thanks to its tapered end and comfy flared base. Great for prostate stimulation and anal g-spotting!

Want to win a Bootie? Here’s how.

We’re celebrating the birth of our country by making dirty jokes about it, just as the Founding Fathers intended. In the comments below, just come up with the title of a porno that is in any way 4th of July themed. (For example: Blown on the Fourth of July, pretty much anything to do with John Hancock. You get the gist.) We’ll pick a winner on Monday, July 7th at noon PDT.

U.S. residents only.

23 Comments

  • Justin

    The Four-Some of July, A Story of Deep IN-Dependence. Starring Blue Kennedy, Mason Star, Ryan Buckley and Cliff Jensen.

    ReplyJuly 3, 2014 at 7:51 pm

  • Dina

    Anal Repeaters

    ReplyJuly 3, 2014 at 8:26 pm

  • Camryn

    Stars & Stripes: Flogging for the Fourth.

    ReplyJuly 3, 2014 at 8:56 pm

  • Micah smith

    Debbie does the Founding Fathers featuring John ‘Holmes’ hand-cock!

    ReplyJuly 3, 2014 at 9:38 pm

  • Mark

    We hold these truths to be self-evident; That all men are endowed by their Creator, but not equally.

    ReplyJuly 4, 2014 at 12:26 am

  • Trix

    Poppers, Missiles, and Fountains: Manlove Orgy at the Fireworks Factory

    ReplyJuly 4, 2014 at 2:28 am

  • Erin

    A More Perfect Union
    Backdoor BBQ
    The British Are Cumming

    ReplyJuly 4, 2014 at 3:12 am

  • Natali

    America the Bootyfull

    ReplyJuly 4, 2014 at 6:39 am

  • Vivian Darkbloom

    Wanky Doodle Dandy.

    ReplyJuly 4, 2014 at 6:24 pm

  • Jessica

    Star Spangled Bang-her!

    ReplyJuly 4, 2014 at 7:00 pm

  • Larkin

    American Creampie : We The People Of The United States, In Order To Form A More Perfect Union With That Ass

    ReplyJuly 4, 2014 at 8:22 pm

  • Fahrenheit

    New World Kama Sutra
    Scene 1: Congress of the Continent
    Scene 2: Intolerable Acts
    Scene 3: Exhibition of Independence
    Bonus Scene: Betsy Bangs the Pounding Fathers (A star spangled bukkake).

    ReplyJuly 4, 2014 at 8:37 pm

  • Jessica

    Boston Tea Bag Party

    ReplyJuly 5, 2014 at 3:05 am

  • Jessica

    Battle Hymen Republic

    ReplyJuly 5, 2014 at 3:24 am

  • Jessica

    Yank His Doodle Dandy

    ReplyJuly 5, 2014 at 3:24 am

  • Bill

    Seventeen Seventy Sex

    ReplyJuly 5, 2014 at 5:19 pm

  • Bill

    George Washing Tom

    ReplyJuly 5, 2014 at 5:23 pm

  • Bill

    In God We Thrust

    ReplyJuly 5, 2014 at 5:31 pm

    • Bill

      (This one’s a Christian porn)

      July 5, 2014 at 5:37 pm

  • Bill

    Porn in the USA

    ReplyJuly 5, 2014 at 5:35 pm

  • Property Of Potter

    Star Spangled Boner

    ReplyJuly 6, 2014 at 2:54 am

  • T

    Uncle Sub wants YOU:
    To punish his asshole!

    ReplyJuly 7, 2014 at 5:49 am

  • C-Dawg

    Cumming to America
    Deep in the Army: Always at Attention
    A Room Full of Bush

    ReplyJuly 7, 2014 at 6:07 am

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