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Want to Win a Minna Limon?
Put Pressure on Us!

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by thepleasurechest

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Congratulations to Rusty and Mike, who both frightened/delighted us enough that we had to send them each a Limon! Thanks to everyone who entered. You’re all seriously twisted, and we love you for it. Keep an eye out for more giveaways this month!

We’re giving away a Minna Limon, the fabulous new toy that you can control with the pressure of your squeeze! Its streamlined one button interface makes it easy to record and play back your favorite vibration patterns, tease your partner, or please yourself.

Want to win a Minna Limon? Here’s how.

Pressure us! In the comments below, give us your most creative threat. Here’s the twist: absolutely no threats of violence. Here’s what we’re looking for:

“Give me the Limon, or I’ll paint the inside of your shoes with silicone lube. You’ll never be able to keep them on your feet again!”

“Give me the Limon, or I’ll sing every U2 song, in chronological order, in the voice of Kate Bush.”

We’ll give up the Limon to the person whose threat makes us laugh, cringe, and quake in our boots all at once. A winner will be announced on Tuesday, March 11th at noon PST.

U.S. residents only. 

14 Comments

  • Insane Hussein

    Give me the Limon, or I’ll make you listen to all of Barney & Friends songs while watching porn on mute!!

    ReplyMarch 5, 2014 at 8:42 pm

  • Sarah

    Give me that Limon, or I’m going to wake you up every morning by playing Celine Dion on a boombox outside of your bedroom window.

    ReplyMarch 5, 2014 at 9:01 pm

  • cliticalJenne

    Hand over the limone or I will squeeze all the juice from your body . Failing that I will come up with some pithy comment. …

    ReplyMarch 5, 2014 at 11:59 pm

  • Aaron Cohen

    Drop the Limon, take the rocket……I would suggest you give me Limon or each morning, around 5:47 am, I will knock on your front door, dressed as Hulk Hogan (from the waist up) and a “G-String Diva” (from the waist down) doing my best Roseanne impersonation of “The Star Spangled Banner.” This will incorporate a provocative dance resembling something like a Twerk and Tootsie Roll but way more ball shaking…Be it that the nuts are getting circulation cut off from the G-String, making them huge, red and glowing, we will call the dance, “Ballzerking.” Your Welcome….from the big man…

    ReplyMarch 6, 2014 at 4:56 pm

  • Mike

    Give me the Limon or I’ll open a competing store called the Boner Plexus.

    ReplyMarch 7, 2014 at 1:18 am

  • Jinx

    Give me the Limon or I’ll let my cat, who’s in heat, sing you the song of her people… all night long!

    ReplyMarch 7, 2014 at 2:27 am

  • Secretly Sensuous

    Gimme the Limon or I’ll make you drink my limon-aid.

    ReplyMarch 7, 2014 at 2:40 am

  • Rusty

    Give me the Limon, or I’ll renounce my identity as a sex-positive feminist and join a conservative group aimed at restoring family values in America.

    ReplyMarch 7, 2014 at 9:11 pm

  • Michelle

    Give me the Limon or I will be forced to feed my 5 year pop-rocks and Coca-Cola and teether him to you in a mall.

    ReplyMarch 9, 2014 at 2:18 am

  • Trix

    Five words: forced “Honey Boo Boo” marathon. Trust me, it’s better for all of us if you just quietly hand me the Limon…

    ReplyMarch 9, 2014 at 6:19 am

  • Andrew

    When the pleasurechest website gives you a Limon. You go ahead and make Limon-aid. Then when your wife finds out you won a free Limon for her. You break that bad boy open and make her squirt like she has to put out a five alarm fire.

    ReplyMarch 9, 2014 at 9:52 pm

    • thepleasurechest

      That’s a sweet thought, but not very threatening.

      March 10, 2014 at 8:51 pm

  • Angela

    Hand over the Limon or I’ll be forced to enlist the help of the local zoo’s adolescent howler monkeys to present their rousing rendition of Every Single Justin Bieber Song You Know (& The Rest You Didn’t Want To Know). As soon as I’m holding the Limon, I’ll be sure to send a mandatory-attendence ticket to your worst enemy; he or she will be guided by armed (and ear-plugged) guards.

    ReplyMarch 10, 2014 at 3:48 pm

  • Lillian

    Give me the Limon, or I’ll tell all the local churches that you and your store need to find your lord and savior, Jesus Christ, the day (bright and early that morning) after this contest if you give the Minna Limon to someone else!

    ReplyMarch 10, 2014 at 4:04 pm

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