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Want to Win a Tempo & Uberlube?
Dance for Us!

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by Kate M.

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Update: Congratulations to Sand, who won the Tempo by doing the Single Ladies dance! Thanks to everyone who took a moment to stop and dance. Keep an eye out for great prizes from Tantus and Chakrubs this month. 

We’re giving away two – two! – exciting prizes to wrap up Anal August: an Aneros Tempo and a bottle of Uberlube

Enjoy stainless steel anal stimulation with the Tempo. Strategically-placed knobs trigger the natural rhythms of your inner and outer sphincters causing your to quiver with joy. Use water to heat it up or cool it off, when you’re in the mood for temperature play. It’s like a work of art, for your butt!

Since the Tempo is made of stainless steel, it’s safe to use with Uberlube, one of our great loves. This superior silicone lubricant lasts! The soft and silky formula is enriched with Vitamin E, keeping skin healthy and moisturized. Plus, the name is etched into the bottle – no sticky label that peels off the second you spill any lube. 

Want to win this winning combo? Here’s how. 

We just want you to dance. Do a little dance wherever you are – at home, in your office chair at work, waiting for the bus – and then post a comment below letting us know that you did. (You’re on the honor system. If you can’t dance right now and you still post a comment, we forgive you, as long as you know that you owe us a dance.)

We’ll pick a winner at random on Monday, September 1st at noon PDT.

U.S. residents only. 

11 Comments

  • Raul Quintero

    I’m always dancing. My motto is ‘Be your own disco.’

    ReplyAugust 26, 2014 at 10:14 pm

  • Vivian Darkbloom

    I just moshed in my living room.

    ReplyAugust 26, 2014 at 10:22 pm

  • Phoenix Askani

    I just danced in the shower to Prince. I feel like Prince would want me to have this.

    ReplyAugust 26, 2014 at 10:23 pm

  • Justin

    I was just dancing in the gym!!! I was blasting the new Amy Lee album(more of a movie soundtrack) and i was on the treadmill and started dancing listening to Dark Water, which is a song in arabic with a nice upbeat tempo….

    ReplyAugust 27, 2014 at 12:44 am

  • Sand

    I did the “Single Ladies” dance!

    ReplyAugust 27, 2014 at 1:11 am

  • John

    I did the as much of the Shim Sham Shimmy as I could remember. If I can find my tap shoes I’ll try again later.

    ReplyAugust 27, 2014 at 1:27 pm

  • Patricia

    I’m always doing a little booty dancing :p

    ReplyAugust 27, 2014 at 5:02 pm

  • Epona

    dancey dancey goth-y dance kid :3

    ReplyAugust 27, 2014 at 9:47 pm

  • Tom

    I’d do some old-school breakdancing but my apartment is too small.

    …The Robot it is.

    ReplyAugust 28, 2014 at 2:18 am

  • Trix

    I kicked it ’90s indie-rock style in the living room this morning…

    ReplyAugust 28, 2014 at 7:27 pm

  • Tom

    I tried to do some old-school breakdancing, but my apartment is too small.

    Time to crank “Release It” from Graffiti Bridge and jump around on the couch.

    ReplyAugust 28, 2014 at 9:35 pm

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