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Wearing a Kilt Might Be Good for Your Sperm

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by thepleasurechest

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Going commando might be good for your sperm. That’s the claim of one researcher, who argues that men who wear kilts may be more virile.

Kilts, worn as they were meant to be worn, without underwear, lets our laddies swing freely in the breeze, creating, according to researcher Erwin Kompanje, the “ideal physiological scrotal environment.” Exposed to the bracing Highland coolness, testicles will make robust sperm.

Today’s hipsters wear tight pants, which keep their balls close to their body and its usual 98.6 degree temperature. But according to Kompanje, the optimal temperature for sperm is about 3 degrees Celsius lower, meaning that if your balls hang low, you’ll have healthier and more abundant sperm. Though he hasn’t found definitive scientific proof, the free-spirited scientist argues that there are other benefits to wearing a kilt.

“A kilt will get you noticed no matter where you are. Research indicates that men wearing a kilt experience a strong sense of freedom and masculinity…The kilt gives a man a sensuous awareness of his own body and how it will be seen by others.”

We can’t argue with that.

h/t The Awl

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