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What’s Your Favorite Song About Self Love? Tell Us & Win a We-Vibe Tango (Updated- 5/20)

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UPDATE: Congratulations to Angel who was randomly chosen to win the We-Vibe Tango! Let’s also give a big, um, hand to seth0et0h0lth who submitted the most original suggestion, a trio of masturbation-themed songs from Japanese “Visual Kei” musicians, some of whom have been known to masturbate onstage! This live performance of “Natural Born Onanist” has plenty of simulated masturbation and flying tissues. Congratulations seth0et0h0lth, you win the $20 Pleasure Chest gift card. 

Thanks to everyone who entered the contest. We’ll be posting a playlist with many of your suggestions later today! 

It’s National Masturbation Month and everybody is celebrating. But what this party could really use is some music. There are a lot of great songs about sex– kinky sex, butt sex– but what about solo sex? We want to compile the ultimate playlist of songs about masturbation. And you can help.

How to win a We-Vibe Tango

Submit your song suggestion in the comments below. On Monday, May 20th we’ll pick one person at random to win a We-Vibe Tango. We’ll also award a $20 Pleasure Chest gift card to the reader with the most original suggestion. Good luck!

38 Comments

  • Kelley Green

    I Touch Myself by the Divinyls.

    ReplyMay 16, 2013 at 2:52 pm

  • Anna

    The Caesars: Jerk It Out

    ReplyMay 16, 2013 at 2:52 pm

  • Cate

    She Bop – Cyndi Lauper.

    ReplyMay 16, 2013 at 2:56 pm

  • Andrea

    Super freak

    ReplyMay 16, 2013 at 2:56 pm

  • Alma

    She-bop -Cyndi Lauper

    ReplyMay 16, 2013 at 2:57 pm

  • beatriz barajas

    Devo, “Praying Hands”

    ReplyMay 16, 2013 at 2:58 pm

  • Michelle

    Dancing with myself

    ReplyMay 16, 2013 at 3:05 pm

  • Robert

    Icicle-Tori Amos “Getting off. Getting off. While they’re all downstairs, singing praise.”

    ReplyMay 16, 2013 at 3:13 pm

  • Dean Rorig

    Sometimes a Fantasy – BIlly Joel

    ReplyMay 16, 2013 at 3:13 pm

  • Dante Fontana

    Lou Reed, “Banging on My Drum”

    ReplyMay 16, 2013 at 3:13 pm

  • Terri

    get me off- Basement Jaxx

    ReplyMay 16, 2013 at 3:14 pm

  • Lisa

    Turning Japanese!

    ReplyMay 16, 2013 at 3:16 pm

  • Beau Laurence

    Darling Nikki by Prince

    ReplyMay 16, 2013 at 3:21 pm

  • InsatiablyTaken

    Coin Operated Boy – The Dresden Dolls
    Masturbation and sex toys all at once. Love.

    ReplyMay 16, 2013 at 3:36 pm

  • MrsB

    Definitely She-bop by Cyndi Lauper

    ReplyMay 16, 2013 at 3:38 pm

  • Megan

    Praying Hands by Devo!

    ReplyMay 16, 2013 at 3:46 pm

  • LlamaMamma

    Wow, I can get sexual too – say anything

    ReplyMay 16, 2013 at 3:54 pm

  • Patricia

    In the dark-Dev … “tell me baby,if it’s wrong, to let my hands do what they want, late at night I pretend we are, dancing in the dark”

    ReplyMay 16, 2013 at 5:34 pm

  • mike

    “I Bop, You Bop, He She Or It Bops (Extended Remix)” – Cyndi Lauper

    ReplyMay 16, 2013 at 7:14 pm

  • Dani

    definitely I touch myself by the divinyls!

    ReplyMay 17, 2013 at 7:11 am

  • Angel

    I know its been said several time already but “I Touch Myself” by the Divinyls is definitely the ultimate song for one to get turn on an masturbate too.

    ReplyMay 17, 2013 at 1:26 pm

  • Amanda

    Right-Hand-A-Rama by The Network. I don’t know how well known it is, but I love it! Definitely fits the bill.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrfr7Lf7SaM

    ReplyMay 17, 2013 at 2:39 pm

  • Mandykin

    Definitely Touch Myself by the Divinyls but to be original, Wake me up before you go go by Wham!

    ReplyMay 17, 2013 at 7:58 pm

  • Nikki

    The stroke by Billie Squire. Him hanging out in bed with his guitar, me watching wishing I was with him in the bed. Wasn’t that song pretty much the end of his career? Too bad. That was one of the best songs of all time.

    Stroke me, Stroke me…..Stroke!

    ReplyMay 17, 2013 at 9:31 pm

  • Amanda

    “Longview” by Green Day.

    ReplyMay 18, 2013 at 12:23 am

  • Amanda

    Stroker Ace by Lovage

    “Stroke that shiny coat
    Stroking is the antidote
    Stroke that, it’s a start
    Only for the wild at heart

    I like to watch if you don’t mind…”

    ReplyMay 18, 2013 at 10:36 am

  • Clover

    Rupert holmes – escape. Just because you know they both loved themselves enough to go for what they needed in life and love.

    ReplyMay 18, 2013 at 11:39 am

  • Maureen

    Oops (Oh my) by Tweet
    The version w Missy Elliott, of course!

    Can’t believe no one has brought this one up yet.

    ReplyMay 18, 2013 at 1:12 pm

  • Natasha

    Oops Oh My by Tweet

    ReplyMay 18, 2013 at 1:15 pm

  • seth0et0h0lth

    repping Visual Kei with “Natural Born Onanist” by the late (great) hide: http://youtu.be/mzG9KJEMJXI

    There’s also “Aikawarazu no “Are” no Katamari ga Nosabaru Hedo no Soko no Fukidamari” http://youtu.be/CyzxTtovUUo and “Sasayaki” http://youtu.be/bqSTjyEFGJc by Buck-Tick!

    ReplyMay 18, 2013 at 2:54 pm

  • seth0et0h0lth

    And that doesn’t even include onstage performances: Atsushi Sakurai of Buck-Tick and Kyo of Dir en grey both have done it onstage, and Heath of X Japan did with a little help from his bass ;)

    ReplyMay 18, 2013 at 2:56 pm

  • Profarlo

    Jerkin Back and Forth- Devo

    ReplyMay 19, 2013 at 11:32 am

  • Michelle E Dunne

    I Touch Myself by the Divinyls instantly comes to mind! But Rihannas S&M is probably my favorite :)

    *Sings* Chains and whips excite me..

    ReplyMay 19, 2013 at 3:12 pm

  • SelectZen

    Freeek! by George Michael. has a raw energy to it. :-)

    ReplyMay 19, 2013 at 6:01 pm

  • greg thompson

    My Dingaling- Chuck Berry
    “Those of you who will not sing…
    ya must be playin wichya own dingaling”

    ReplyMay 19, 2013 at 11:28 pm

  • Ron

    Ridin Solo by Jason Dirullo

    ReplyMay 20, 2013 at 7:14 am

  • Pleasure Chest

    [...] Last week, we asked our readers to submit their favorite songs about self love. Of course, many of you suggested such classics as “She Bop” and “I Touch Myself,” but who knew Billy Joel has TWO songs about jerkin’ it? We made a list of your best submissions and then filled it out with our own favorite odes to onanism. We even found two songs about inflatable sex dolls. [...]

    ReplyMay 20, 2013 at 1:00 pm

  • wendy

    Oops oh my…… Tweet

    ReplyMay 20, 2013 at 5:09 pm

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