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Yooo, Who? What is that thing & how can I win one?

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Fun Factory Yooo

The geniuses at German adult toy company Fun Factory consistently live up to their name. Fun Factory toys combine the best materials and powerful functions, with a sometimes whimsical, sometimes WTF design sensibility. We imagine that their headquarters must look like the Willy Wonka factory of sex gadgets. If there’s a vibrating equivalent of an Everlasting Gobstopper hidden in their warehouse, we want it!

Meet their latest creation: the Yooo (pronounced like “you!”) Consisting of three balls, two powerful motors, 8 vibration levels, 3 pulse patterns and a body safe silicone skin, the Yooo, is one of the most versatile gadgets we’ve ever seen. And, you’re in luck, because the fine folks at Fun Factory are letting us give one away!

The contest

We like the funny shape of the Yooo, and we think it’s one of the stealthiest sex toys ever made. So, here’s the contest. Pretend your new Yooo has just been discovered by a nosy neighbor, a prying parent or a tough TSA employee. Imagine (if you can) that you’re not a shameless exhibitionist and actually want to keep the Yooo’s true purpose a secret.

What will you call this device? And what will you say it is for?

How to enter

Submit your entry, naming and explaining this imaginary product in the comment field of this blogpost. You don’t need to use your real name, but be sure to supply a valid email address so we can contact you. Only one entry per person, please!

On Monday, March 14th at 10AM PST, we’ll pick the most creative answer! Our runner up entry will win a $20 gift card to The Pleasure Chest!

It’s that simple. So, tell us again. What is that thing I found in your purse? And what is it for?

Good luck!

26 Comments

  • Denise Colak

    It’s a cooking utensil. It helps dough rise faster when you put it in the mix.

    March 9, 2011 at 4:29 pm

  • Samantha M.

    It is a high tech new gadget my doctor is letting me try out for migraines. It’s supposed to loosen the blood in the head, relieve tension and get rid of the pain. ;)

    March 9, 2011 at 4:37 pm

  • The Business

    At the airport….

    “Ma’am what is this?”

    “Oh, thats Charlie!”

    “Charlie, ma’am?”

    “Yea, Charlie. I get chronic Charlie horses. That’s what they named it after. Don’t you standing there all day? Its the newest gadget at Brookstone. See you press that button and it controls the amount of vibration. Sometimes you get that super intense charlie horse, you know what I mean, the kind that brings you to your knees. Yep you’d put it on that setting, apply some pressure, and voila! Charlie horse is gone. Its even made of silicone so you can use water based gels to make the massage more enjoyable. Here, want me to demonstrate for you?”

    March 9, 2011 at 4:44 pm

  • Emily B.

    You see, I have muscle problems and the vibration helps to loosen the tight muscles in the area. All you do is turn it on and depending on the intensity of the tightness you can turn up the speed. It works wonders and sends me into a ball of happy mush in a matter of minutes. There are times I can’t sleep until I’ve spent some good quality time with it. It’s really a fantastic invention and I’d recommend it to anyone with tight muscles.

    March 9, 2011 at 5:14 pm

  • Nam H

    “Oh, that’s my ball cleaner! Golf ball cleaner, got it in Japan while on a trip.”

    “Where are my golf clubs you ask? Why do I need clubs to clean balls?”

    March 9, 2011 at 5:52 pm

  • Haylie

    This? It’s a neck massager. I get terrible headaches at the base of my skull. Since I carry most of my tension in my neck, the ball line up perfectly with those muscles and help relax them – which, in turn, reduces my headache.

    March 9, 2011 at 5:56 pm

  • Lili

    It’s for the bath. I am USELESS without my daily bubble bath — it’s the only time I can unwind and just shut out the world. See, you put this thing under the faucet at the bottom of the tub, turn it on (depending how many bubbles you want — I’m a bubble slut myself), pour some of your favorite yummy bubble bath on it, and turn on the faucet. MAN! It just increases the bubble production exponentially! And you don’t have to use as much bubble bath! I travel a lot, and I don’t go anywhere without it. I got it in Sweden last year. Isn’t it cute?

    March 10, 2011 at 5:58 am

  • Jester

    So this thing here is for my lower back. It’s especially wonderful when in the car. You turn it on and place in between your seat and anywhere on your back and while you drive you get the best massage ever.

    Funny thing is…. My dog likes it too. She rolls on her back and let’s me rub her belly with it, her tongue hangs out the side of her mouth like she just had a great long romp in the backyard. Weird huh?!

    March 10, 2011 at 11:40 am

  • Stacy

    Oh that? It’s a souvenir I got from Disney Japan. You turn it on and watch it bounce across the table. It’s a replica of one of the popular poke-things or anime cartoons over there. It can be quite entertaining–even my pets seem to enjoy it. Good day!

    March 10, 2011 at 11:41 am

  • D

    It’s a molecular model for hydrogen dioxide.

    One hydrogen atom and two oxygen atoms form a covalent bond, sharing electrons which vibrate to keep the molecule together.

    March 10, 2011 at 11:47 am

    • Lili

      Brilliant!

      March 12, 2011 at 4:28 pm

  • margie

    It’s my new alarm clock. It has 2 alrms built in and when it’s set you place it under your pillow and it vibrates to wake you up. There’s a soft, and strong setting, so when you need to get up early you can use this , so everyone else can stay sleeping.

    March 10, 2011 at 11:51 am

  • AND

    What is this you might ask? Well its a new invention from NASA, it is supposed to fully vibrate your entire body while your in the bath and make you feel completely weightless! Some new training gadget for the astronauts or something… My boyfriend accidentaly dropped it in my purse on his way to work today and i forgot to take it out! Woops!

    March 10, 2011 at 4:36 pm

  • LDong

    “It’s a Disney inpsired dryer ball! The different levels of vibrations helps keep my laundry absolutely static free!”

    March 11, 2011 at 8:07 pm

  • George

    Mr./Mrs. TSA agent. Are your really going
    to deprive my kids of their Disney antennae
    Cover for our mini van?

    March 12, 2011 at 3:33 pm

  • Chloe

    Its a Baby toy, it helps to teach dexterity to babies. As the child learns to reach and grasp for things, he toy has many different settings to increase difficulty and has the ability to grow with the child. At a young age when a child grasps for the toy, the Rumbles will test the child’s strength while providing entertainment. When the child gets old the rumbles got stronger, and the toy is able to scoot away from the baby, encouraging the baby to get mobile.

    March 12, 2011 at 6:49 pm

  • Linda M.

    I went to Disney World and they just launched this new infant toy… it’s great – it does everything!!! My baby can use it as a teether AND on those rough nights when he’s colicky, I can massage his back or tummy!!!

    My little loves it so much and laughs so hard when I turn it on… he can play with it for hours. It’s perfect for those evenings when I have to put him in the playpen and make dinner…. I hear him buzzing away and giggling. It brings such a smile to my face!!!

    March 12, 2011 at 7:25 pm

  • Sean F

    It is a model of an H20 molecule for our kids science project, say is that a new cologne/perfume you are wearing?

    March 13, 2011 at 1:25 pm

  • leendadll

    that’s a special massage for my cat. See how that part in the middle is higher? that prevents massaging the spinal column. the width and dual roundy bits give a more even & balance massage to the kitty – like 2 hands at once. it came highly recommend. you should get one!

    March 13, 2011 at 1:43 pm

  • reva skie

    Why this is my handy dandy ultrasonic sinus stimulator. It helps knock loose sinus congestion caused by wicked allergies.

    March 13, 2011 at 1:55 pm

  • Danielle D

    It’s for the pool. It allows you to download music from your computer or mp3 player then turns it into the vibrations you are feeling when you hold it. the thing is once you place it in the water you actually hear the music with extremely pure qaulity!

    March 13, 2011 at 2:17 pm

  • Angelina

    This old thing? I got it at bed bath and beyond, it was one of those as-seen-on-tv gadgets but for some reason it only aired in canada. it’s actually an egg beater, beats the eggs inside or outside of the shell depending on how you use it. it also makes excellent smoothies and home made ice cream at home or on a camping trip. perfect for those weekend getaways!

    March 13, 2011 at 4:18 pm

  • Nicole S.

    Its called a Wrist/Hand Tension Releaser..

    Its to help with the pain of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. It has different speed settings to allow for maximum therapeutic comfort. It is great not only for my carpal tunnel, but eases pain in my joints and muscles from my hand to my shoulders.

    March 13, 2011 at 4:35 pm

  • TA

    It’s a wireless mouse..it vibrates when you go to your favorite page. Computer geeks love it!!

    March 13, 2011 at 7:33 pm

  • angel

    It’s called the Jupiter. Cause it looks like two planets on the sun. Its a modern body massager. Oh I won on a online contest. Yes online, on twitter actually. Oh yeah it does work, it has totally change my mood. As you can I don’t leave home with out it. Um …. yeah its for everyone but I wouldn’t let a child use it. Plus children do not need to get their muscles relax like adults do you know. They do not get stress up and need some…. well you know, yeah they will end up breaking it. Thank you and yes I will enjoy my flight.

    March 14, 2011 at 9:53 am

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