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You Are Getting Sexy… Very Sexy

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by thepleasurechest

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Do you get off on risk? Do you miss the thrill of a teenage quickie before your partner’s parents got home (forcing you to jump out a window to avoid being caught)? Do you long for the illicit excitement of a secret affair?

Maybe you do, but you live alone. You’re happily monogamous, or happily openly non-monogamous. Your rational mind doesn’t relish the idea of getting arrested for public indecency, even if the prospect kick-starts your libido.

Here’s the trick: you don’t have to risk getting caught as long as you believe that you might get caught. Don’t rely on role play; download Gotcha, the new hypnosis app that heightens your sense of paranoia and trains you to feel a kick of anxiety every time you hear a noise nearby. You’ll be covering your tracks before you know it!

Gotcha, for a forbidden tryst, every time.

 

Side effects may include: dizziness, melancholy, misanthropy, political extremism, a slow but inevitable descent into madness, the desire to howl at storms, a baseball bat next to every doorway, distrust of anything in powdered form, over-identification with the human characters in zombie movies. 

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