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Oct 03 2014

Disappointingly Realistic Erotica:
Blowjob Bringdown

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by Kate M.

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“On your knees.”

I sank gratefully to the floor, calmed and aroused at once by the cool tone of authority in Drew’s voice. I watched their well worn boots as they approached me, taking slow, deliberate steps. I couldn’t wait to get my hands on those boots, to make them shine. To see the pride on Drew’s face when they saw what I could do with their boots.

The clink of a buckle. The quick tug of a zipper. The faint rustle of a silicone cock being released from a pair of briefs. It seemed that Drew was more interested in what I could do with my mouth.

“Suck it,” Drew murmured.

I obeyed and nearly gagged on a mouthful of lint.

***

“Do not stop, I prithee do not stop,” the pirate king panted.

Emmaline let a small smile play across her lips as she worked her captor’s rigid manhood with both of her smooth, petite hands. She might be the hostage, but she was the one in control. With a tongue that, mere days before, she had thought she would only ever use for prayers and polite conversation, she lapped at the pirate king’s nether head.

The pirate king howled as his climax shot from him. Emmaline howled too.

“Merciful God, it’s in my eye!”

***

Brutus held Chad’s hair as the boy slobbered on Brutus’s dick. Chad might be the worst kind of college bro, but his cocksucking skills weren’t up for debate.

“You like the taste of my cock, kid?” Brutus yanked Chad’s head back, grinning into the boy’s eager face. Chad opened his mouth to answer.

“Hhhhhhcccchhhhhhhhh.”

“What’s that?”

“Hgghh! Hhhhhgggccchhhh!”

“Do you have a pube in your throat?”

Chad nodded as he coughed.

***

Read more Disappointingly Realistic Erotica here

Oct 02 2014

October L.A. Workshops & Events

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by Kate M.

The leaves may not be changing colors, and it’s certainly getting much cooler, but October is still a great time to fall in lust with a new free workshop lineup.

Spruce Up Your Hole
Saturday, October 4th @ 8-11pm –FREE

spruceIt’s no secret that flowers can be seductive. That’s why we’ll be at acclaimed Silverlake flower boutique Spruce for Spruce Up Your Hole, a night of festivities that includes:

  • Local celebrity host Lyla KaRug
  • DJ Michelle Johnson
  • Makeovers by Lyla at 9PM
  • Pleasure Chest gift bags for the first 100 guests
  • Psychic love + readings by Blue Jaguar is Love
  • A free Spruce drink special at AKBAR. Just tell the bartender, “Spruce up my hole!”

This evening of creative fun celebrates the launch of Spruce’s naughty new botanical skin care line, which features cheeky names like The Night Before the Morning After, Bust a Nut, and She Was Up All Night (And it Shows). Come get spruced up with us. Nothing is sexier than local, like-minded community coming together. Spruce is at 4313 Fountain Avenue, Los Angeles, CA 90029.

lady cheekyBlow ‘em Away: Fearless Fellatio with Lady Cheeky
Wednesday, October 8th @ 8-10pm – FREE!

Do you marvel at people who love giving head? Are you checking your watch as you suck and blow? In this fun and informal class, we’ll spend some time talking about your biggest penile pet peeves and how to solve them. You’ll learn some basic pleasure-focused anatomy, easy tips to make fellatio fun for you, and tricks to render your partner speechless. Lady Cheeky will show you how to actually enjoy giving a blow job and even look forward to it.

Performance Anxiety – Comedy Night at The Pleasure Chest
Tuesday, October 14th @ 8-10pm

Get your laughs and lube in the same place. Join us for the return of the ever popular Performance Anxiety, a comedy night hosted by Eli Olsberg. For seven bucks, you can enjoy free beer, 15% off your purchases and live performances by some of the best comics working today.

Tantra for Beginners with Reid Mihalko
Wednesday, October 15th @ 8-10pm – FREE!

reid-mihalkoPerhaps you’ve heard of Tantra and remember reading somewhere (last month’s Cosmo?) about “expanded orgasms,” but you think that kind of stuff is only for people like Sting, yoga instructors or porn stars. What if we told you that mind blowing, ecstatic sex was not only possible, but learnable and didn’t have to set off your “new age” alarms? Join sex and relationship educator Reid Mihalko for a fun, light-hearted romp into the world of sacred sexuality. Explore enhanced lovemaking techniques, communication skills helpful for deepening intimacy, and breathing techniques to increase your arousal and sexual stamina in this workshop designed for anyone curious about Tantra, bettering their relationships, and having fun in the bedroom.

Role Play with Mistress Mary
Wednesday, October 22nd @ 8-10pm – FREE!

Think that costumes are just for Halloween? Au contraire! In this class, Mistress Mary will teach you to dress for sexual success and bring your wildest fantasies to life in the privacy of your bedroom. Whether you want to be tied to the railroad tracks by a mustachioed villain, grab an international spy’s ass, have a wild orgy (with you and your partner playing every role), or even if you don’t yet know what you want, you’ll pick up the skills you need to get started.

cyndi darnellWomen, Lust and Desire: Understanding Women and Libido with Cyndi Darnell
Monday, October 27th @ 8-10pm – FREE!

In an era where an estimated 55% of all women report some kind of relationship with low libido, leading Sex Therapist Cyndi Darnell shines light on what both science and conventional psychological and medical approaches are missing when dealing with women’s eroticism. This is an empowering and thought provoking seminar aimed at helping women understand their own eroticism and how to access it.

Performance Anxiety – Comedy Night at The Pleasure Chest
Tuesday, October 28th @ 8-10pm

Get your laughs and lube in the same place. Join us for the return of the ever popular Performance Anxiety, a comedy night hosted by Eli Olsberg. For seven bucks, you can enjoy free beer, 15% off your purchases and live performances by some of the best comics working today.

Aug 05 2014

Free Workshops this Anal August
at The Pleasure Chest L.A.

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by Kate M.

It’s Anal August, and we have an ass ton of awesome workshops for your butt! As always, attendees get 15% off their purchases after each class, so get your ass in here and join us!

ninaBlow Jobs 2.0 with Nina Hartley
Sunday, August 10th @ 4-6pm – FREE!

Want to amp up your blowjobs? Sex educator and adult star Nina Hartley will teach you to suck it up and swallow your doubts, with enough tips and tricks to keep your lover begging for more. Plus, she’ll be celebrating Anal August by teaching you to incorporate ass play into your oral fun, for an experience that’s way beyond the average blow job.

Performance Anxiety – Comedy Night at The Pleasure Chest
Tuesday, August 12th @ 8-10pm

Get your laughs and lube in the same place. Join us for the return of the ever popular Performance Anxiety, a comedy night hosted by Eli Olsberg. For seven bucks, you can enjoy free beer, 15% off your purchases and live performances by some of the best comics working today.

mary2Spank Someone Happy with Mistress Mary
Wednesday, August 13th @ 8-10pm – FREE!

Looking to make your sex a little naughty? Let Mistress Mary bring you into the wonderful world of erotic spanking and roleplay. We’ll show you how to combine spanking with sex in a fun and consensual way. This workshop is perfect if you’re feeling curious, need help getting started, or just want to fine-tune your technique.

Butt Sex for Beginners with Kristen
Wednesday, August 20th @ 8-10pm – FREE!

Ready to explore the final frontier? Our sex specialists have the knowledge you need to make your fanny happy, from positions to plugs to prostate play – and even how to access the G-spot anally. We’ll teach you how to warm up your butt for a good time, fill you in on the best toys and lubes for solo and partnered anal play, and address common concerns about comfort and cleanliness. Bums away!

Performance Anxiety – Comedy Night at The Pleasure Chest
Tuesday, August 26th @ 8-10pm

Get your laughs and lube in the same place. Join us for the return of the ever popular Performance Anxiety, a comedy night hosted by Eli Olsberg. For seven bucks, you can enjoy free beer, 15% off your purchases and live performances by some of the best comics working today.

Damon Holzum 3Advanced Anal with Damon Holzum
Wednesday, August 27th @ 8-10pm – FREE!

For those who like to push the boundaries of butt loving, we’re excited to offer this advanced workshop on everything from anal douching and enemas to safe and sexy anal fisting. We’ll cover smart ways to engage in extreme ass play, double penetration for all genders, and help dispel the myths and shame around this enjoyable orifice.

And when Anal August is over, you can still look forward to this:

The 5 Biggest Myths About Sex & Aging with Joan Price
Sunday, September 14th @6-8pm – FREE!

Joan Price, author of Naked at Our Age: Talking Out Loud about Senior Sex, shatters the myths and shares the most common questions that Boomers, seniors, and elders ask her. She’ll answer those questions, too—in the candid, upbeat manner that led the media to dub her “senior sexpert.”

Jul 03 2014

Free Workshops in New York

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by Kate M.

We’ve taken a couple of weeks off from our free workshop program, but we’ll be back this month! Make sure to check out our workshop offerings this July at our Upper East Side store.

handsonbodyThe Ultimate O with Charlie
Wednesday, July 16th @ 8-10pm – FREE!

Maybe you’ve never had one, maybe you have but you’re still not sure what all the fuss is about, or maybe you’re an orgasm overachiever with an unquenchable thirst for knowledge. Whatever your reason for taking this class, you’ll learn all about anatomy, techniques for coming with a partner or solo, how masturbation can help you expand your orgasm, G-spot orgasms, anal orgasms, and, of course, our Sex Specialists’ favorite tips and toys.

Blowjobs & Beyond with Carly
Wednesday, July 23rd @8-10pm – FREE!

Want to have him squirming in his seat? Our Sex Specialists will show you how to use your mouth, hands, and more to give mind-blowing blow-jobs. We’ll cover male anatomy, tips and tricks, the truths and myths of “deep throat” plus other sexy secrets that are sure to have him begging for more.

g-spottingG Marks the Spot with Victor and Jes
Wednesday, July 30th @ 8-10pm – FREE!

Too often, the G-spot is described as a myth or a too-good-to-be-true orgasm button. Our Sex Specialists are here to set the record straight and teach you some real world techniques for enjoying your G-spot with or without a partner. We’ll cover massage, toys, the best positions for G-spot access, and even tricks for teaching yourself to squirt!

May 17 2014

Workshops & Comedy in L.A.

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by Kate M.

Come in out of the heat and learn how to heat up your sex life! We have amazing instructors, discounts for attendees – oh, and air conditioning.

sex nerd sandra 2 - smallBlowjobs & Beyond with Sex Nerd Sandra
Wednesday, May 21st @ 8-10pm – FREE!

Want to have him squirming in his seat? Sex Nerd Sandra will show you how to use your mouth, hands, and more to give mind-blowing blowjobs. We’ll cover male anatomy, tips and tricks, the truths and myths of “deep throat” plus other sexy secrets that are sure to have him begging for more.

Performance Anxiety – Comedy Night at The Pleasure Chest
Tuesday, May 27th @ 8-10pm

Get your laughs and lube in the same place. Join us for the return of the ever popular Performance Anxiety, a comedy night hosted by Eli Olsberg. For seven bucks, you can enjoy free beer, 15% off your purchases and live performances by some of the best comics working today.

Mary 400px wideBondage Basics with Mistress Mary
Wednesday, May 28th @ 8-10pm – FREE!

Do you want to explore BDSM in the bedroom? Let Mistress Mary show you how to plan a kinky scene, from negotiation to aftercare. We’ll discuss safety and communication, how to choose quality implements, and the basics of bondage, roleplay and more. Open to beginners and seasoned players alike. Singles welcome!

May 01 2014

May Workshops in Chicago

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by Kate M.

Join us for free workshops all May and get 15% off your purchases!

cooper beckettA Primer on Swinging with Cooper Beckett
Wednesday, May 7th @ 8-10pm – FREE!
Cooper Beckett, from the podcast Life on the Swingset, takes you through the common peaks and valleys of beginning swinging, covering jealousy, safer sex practices, communication and more. Whether you’re brand new to swinging, been doing it for years, or just fascinated by the idea, there’s something here for everyone.

Twisted Knitters, co-sponsored with Sex Positive Chicago
Tuesday, May 13th @ 7-9pm – FREE!
With a 2014 reboot of our popular knitting night, Sex Positive Chicago hops on board to co-host the sexiest night of knitting in Chicago! Come out and play with yarn and enjoy yummy snacks and great conversation with the folks from both The Pleasure Chest and Sex Positive Chicago.

ashBlow Jobs & Beyond with Ash
Wednesday, May 14th @ 8-10pm – FREE!
Want to have him squirming in his seat? Our Sex Specialists will show you how to use your mouth, hands, and more to give mind-blowing blowjobs. We’ll cover male anatomy, tips and tricks, the truths and myths of “deep throat” plus other sexy secrets that are sure to have him begging for more.

Performance Anxiety – Comedy Night at The Pleasure Chest
Monday, May 19th @ 8-10pm – FREE!
Get your laughs and lube in the same place. Join us for Performance Anxiety, a comedy night hosted by Goodrich Gevaart and Kristin Clifford and featuring live performances by some of the best comics working today. As a bonus, all audience members get 15% off their purchases on the night of the show.

Allison MoonHow to Drive a Vulva with Allison Moon
Wednesday, May 21st @ 8-10pm – FREE!

Learn how to navigate the twists and turns of female sexuality in a class designed for people of all genders. In this playful, informative 2-hour workshop lead by sapphic savant Allison Moon, you will learn all the basics, including the bits and pieces that make up female sexual anatomy, simple ways to communicate in the heat of the moment, and positions to avoid fatigue and generate the power you need to rock their world – plus a few super secret, lesbian-ninja techniques. You’ll come away with new confidence to please a vulva and the person it belongs to, no matter what your hands-on experience.

Toys for Boys with Louie
Wednesday, May 28th @ 8-10pm – FREE!
Think adult toys are for women only? Au contraire! From prostate massagers and penis pumps to vibrating rings and sensual strokers, there are tons of toys to perk up your penis! We’ll introduce you to the best toys for boys, how they can enhance solo and partner sex, and how to “borrow” products that are marketed to women for your own personal pleasure.

May 01 2014

May Workshops in New York

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by Kate M.

Join us for another round of free workshops at our Upper East Side store and get 15% off your purchases.

straponStrap On, Get Off: Dildo Harnesses 101 with Victor & Jes
Wednesday, May 7th @ 8-10pm – FREE!

Become acquainted with the arousing possibilities of strap-on sex. Our Sex Specialists will show you that strap-on sex can be fun for everyone! Among the subjects covered will be how to choose the best harness and dildo for you, enhancing mutual satisfaction, owning your strap-on cock, and why and how strap-ons can be worn by guys too. A perfect class for beginners of any gender or orientation.

The Ultimate O: Expanding Your Orgasm with Sarah
Thursday, May 8th @ 8-10pm – FREE!

Can’t quite build the orgasms you want?  Want to recapture that “one time?” Curious about multiple orgasms?  Whatever your reason for taking this class, we will explore techniques for coming again and again with a partner and solo.  The class will cover the ins and outs of the female pleasure system, simple techniques (including G-spot, Vaginal and Anal play) to expand your orgasms and get you on your way to multiple orgasms.  Though this class is open to all genders and orientations, we will be focusing on orgasm for female-bodied people.

dr jess 2Drive Your Lover Wild! (And enjoy free champagne & chocolates!)
Wednesday May 14th @ 6:30 – 7:30pm – FREE!

PlayboyTV’s Dr. Jess (Jessica O’Reilly) is coming to town to share her favorite moves from her bestselling book, Hot Sex Tips, Tricks and Licks. Laugh and learn as we cover seduction techniques, totally doable dirty talk and the hottest “finishing” moves with live demos (on carrots & peaches). A book signing and photo opportunity will follow. Open to all genders.

JoyStick Secrets: How to Please a Man with Midori
Wednesday, May 14th @ 8-10pm – FREE!

Learn how to make him moan and writhe in unbelievable pleasure. Join internationally-acclaimed sex educator Midori for this in-depth training on pleasuring your guy with hands, mouth and more! Using delicious practice props (think fruit!) you’ll learn all about the sucks, licks, swirls, strokes and touch secrets that will blow his mind. She’ll even cover tips on how to reduce discomforts or gag reflexes. What better gift is there than to show him your new techniques that very night?

Aural Sex 1: Seduction by Voice & Erotic Story Telling with Midori
Thursday, May 15th @ 8-10pm – FREE!

Use the magic of Shaherezade! This class will teach you to incorporate seductive voice techniques to mesmerize your lover and transport both of you to an erotic landscape. Learn how to build and enrich a powerful fantasy, practice effective voice techniques and spellbinding. In this hands-on workshop, you’ll learn techniques for finding out both your fantasies, practice storytelling skills and learn to improve them with Midori’s gentle guidance. Couples and singles welcome.

bdsm2Beginners BDSM with Victor & Max
Wednesday, May 21st @ 8-10pm – FREE!

Using restraint doesn’t have to be boring! Learn the essentials of light bondage, communication and negotiation, spanking, sensation play, and dirty talk. Our kink connoisseurs will teach you how to incorporate BDSM basics (and then some) into your sex life.

G-Spot and Female Ejaculation with Victor & Ryan
Wednesday, May 28th @ 8-10pm – FREE!

Looking for an all-over orgasm? Seeking the ever-elusive female ejaculation? This class will provide you with tips and techniques to expand your orgasm, both with your partner and on your own. For years the existence of the G-spot has been rejected while some have hailed it as the ultimate pleasure center; come find out what the buzz is about!

Mar 14 2014

Happy Steak & Blowjob Day!

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by thepleasurechest

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It’s Steak and BJ Day, the holiday that comes [sorry!] exactly a month after Valentine’s Day!

Did your partner go all out for you last month – flowers, chocolates, new vibrator? Tonight, you can show your appreciation in two simple steps:

1. Feed them steak.

2. Ask them to whip it out or strap it on. Go to town.

(The order is, of course, up to you.)

Because we think that you should celebrate Steak and BJ Day in style, we’re offering a 15% discount to anyone who comes in and wishes us a happy Steak & Blowjob Day, all weekend long.

Mar 05 2014

Free Workshops This Month in L.A.

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by thepleasurechest

hot sex dr jessHot Sex Tips, Tricks & Licks with Dr. Jess
Wednesday, March 5th @ 8-10pm – FREE!

Fulfill your lover’s wildest dreams with Hot Sex Tips, Tricks & Licks for both women and men. From seduction moves and dirty talk to hot foreplay and sizzling “finishing moves,” Dr. Jess will share her favorite techniques from her best-selling book.

 Performance Anxiety – Comedy Night at The Pleasure Chest
Tuesday, March 11th @ 8-10pm

Get your laughs and lube in the same place. Join us for the return of the ever popular Performance Anxiety, a comedy night hosted by Eli Olsberg. For seven bucks, you can enjoy free beer, 15% off your purchases and live performances by some of the best comics working today.

nina-hartleyBlow Jobs and Beyond with Nina Hartley
Wednesday, March 12th @ 8-10pm – FREE!

Get ready to celebrate Steak and a BJ Day in style! Porn star and sex educator extraordinaire Nina Hartley will show you how to use your mouth, hands, and more to give mind-blowing blowjobs. The class will cover male anatomy, tips and tricks, the truths and myths of “deep throat” plus other sexy secrets that are sure to have him begging for more.

Kinky Sex for Curious Couples with Mary
Tuesday, March 18th @ 8-10pm – FREE!

Learn skills of communication and negotiation around BDSM with your partner and how it can be an intensely romantic journey between two (or more) people. Bondage, role play, sensation play – all of these things and more can be enjoyed within a loving relationship, whether monogamous or open. Our Sex Specialists will cover safety, tips, tricks, and how to choose quality implements. For beginners and seasoned players alike. Singles welcome too!

sarah-tG-Spotting 101 with Sarah
Wednesday, March 19th @ 8-10pm – FREE!

Looking for an all-over orgasm? Seeking the ever-elusive female ejaculation? This class will provide you with tips and techniques to expand your orgasm, both with your partner and on your own. For years the existence of the G-spot has been rejected while some have hailed it as the ultimate pleasure center; come find out what the buzz is about!

 Performance Anxiety – Comedy Night at The Pleasure  Chest
Tuesday, March 25th @ 8-10pm

Get your laughs and lube in the same place. Join us for the return of the ever popular Performance Anxiety, a comedy night hosted by Eli Olsberg. For seven bucks, you can enjoy free beer, 15% off your purchases and live performances by some of the best comics working today.

buttocks of a womanButt Sex Basics with Kate and Koko
Wednesday, March 26th @ 8-10pm – FREE!

In this workshop, no topic on taking it up the ass is taboo. Learn why a warm-up is important before anal exercise, why lube is your butt’s BFF, and how building comfort and trust with your partner can dispel common concerns such as pain or cleanliness. We’ll show you our favorite toys, how to use them solo or with a partner, cover the perks of having a prostate, anal G-Spot stimulation, and toy and partner safety.

Feb 26 2014

Free Workshops in New York

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by thepleasurechest

Join us on the Upper East Side for free workshops, 15% off your purchases after every workshop, and free bubbly on Sleazy Saturdays!

Blowjobs & Beyond with Phillip
Wednesday, February 26th @ 8-10pm – FREE!

Want to have him squirming in his seat? Our Sex Specialists will show you how to use your mouth, hands, and more to give mind-blowing blowjobs. We’ll cover male anatomy, tips and tricks, the truths and myths of “deep throat” plus other sexy secrets that are sure to have him begging for more.

go-go (chris) harderBOY-lesque 101 with Go-Go Harder
Wednesday, March 5th @ 8-10pm – FREE!

This Boylesk intensive class focuses on the bare bones (yes, there’s more than one) of male striptease! Using a variety of dance, theater, and clowning exercises, you’ll get your feet wet and your fly unzipped in the world of Boylesk performance art!

G-Spot and Female Ejaculation with Sarah Sloane
Tuesday March 11th @ 8-10pm – FREE!

Looking for an all-over orgasm? Seeking the ever-elusive female ejaculation? Sex educator extraordinaire (and manager of our Chicago store) Sarah Sloane will provide you with tips and techniques to expand your orgasm, both with your partner and on your own. For years the existence of the G-spot has been rejected while some have hailed it as the ultimate pleasure center; come find out what the buzz is about!

straponBend Over Buddy: Anal Pleasure for Him with Alicia
Wednesday, March 12th @ 8-10pm – FREE!

Is your bedroom buddy just begging for a pegging? In this workshop, we’ll teach you how to get your guy on-board for some ass loving. If you don’t know how to approach the subject (or their sphincter), we’ll give you tips on communication, the pleasures of perineum and prostate play, strap-on sex, anal sex safety, and the best toys and tricks to arouse him anally. This class will focus on bending over your boyfriend, but all genders and orientations are welcome.

Pop His Rocket: A Guide to Handling Your Guy with Ducky Doolittle
Wednesday, March 19th @ 8-10pm – FREE!

You’re loaded with assets. Join sex icon Ducky DooLittle and explore ways to make the most of what you’ve got, from your hips, to your lips, to your finger tips. Learn all about a man’s pleasure anatomy, including his hottest spots and how to stimulate them. Discover tips and techniques that will have him melting in your mouth and in your hands. Explore sex secrets and desires guys are too shy to tell you, how to define what makes you sexy in his eyes and fresh communication techniques that will have him eagerly asking how he can please you in return.

Plus, give every weekend a lascivious twist with Sleazy Saturdays.  Come mingle in our new store, talk sex with the staff, and stock up for Saturday night. From 4PM to 6PM, we’ll provide the booze and a variety of exciting entertainment.