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Sep 18 2013

Stinky Foo & Bartholo: Clown Sex at Gloryhole

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by thepleasurechest

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We are thrilled to be bringing on Stinky Foo and Bartholo for this year’s Gloryhole party. If you’re afraid that the live XXX gloryhole show will be a little too tame for your eclectic sexual tastes, look no further than this pair of payasos, who will be bringing some hot electro play and serious clown fucking.

Stinky Foo and Bartholo are anything but funny.  They don’t tell jokes or do parodies or go to kids’ parties. If they had to work in a circus, it would be a fetish circus. They are known as the biggest clown fucker couple in L.A.

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Stinky and Bartholo have performed all around town at gay bars and LGBT events, often alongside The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, raising money for various charities and nonprofits. (All of their profits are donated.) They take pride in changing the minds of the clown-fearing by creating a playful, kinky atmosphere that engages the spectators completely.

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You can find Stinky Foo and Bartholo in the gloryhole on the night of the party.

RSVP to Gloryhole by emailing gloryhole@thepleasurechest.com.

 

Sep 11 2013

Porn Without Porn

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In response to British prime minister David Cameron’s crackdown on internet pornography, freelance ad writers Henrik Düfke and Felipe Montt created Cameron Porn, a collection of “free sex videos: fully adapted to the U.K. porn ban.” (“Porn ban” is not entirely accurate, but these videos are meant to be compatible with the proposed internet content filters.) What this actually entails is an assortment of clips from particularly silly XXX movies, with any sex or nudity ham-handedly edited out. As far as political protests go, it makes for some fun viewing.

Please enjoy “A Handy Electrician” at work, in your living room, at a coffee shop, in a library, or anywhere else where actual porn would be inappropriate.


h/t Digiday

 

Sep 09 2013

Top 10 Worst Sex Scenes

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“Slither slither slither slither went the tongue…”

We love good erotica, but we won’t deny that there’s a unique pleasure in reading really, really bad smut. If you understand the joy of wondering, “Why would he use that metaphor? Why would anyone ever use that metaphor?” then you’ll get a kick out of The Telegraph’s compilation of the top ten worst sex scenes in modern literature.

Part of what makes this fun is that the authors whose work is being singled out are widely-published and even celebrated: the quote above is from Tom Wolfe. We feel okay poking fun at Tom Wolfe in a way that we wouldn’t feel if we were laughing at a stranger’s slash fan fiction.

Of course, bad sex – like all sex – is subjective. Still, “like a lepidopterist mounting a tough-skinned insect with a too blunt pin he screwed himself into her” is, at the very least, memorable.

Sep 06 2013

Special Set List Edition! Performance Anxiety – September 10th

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performance anxiety flyerSept 10th

Join us on Tuesday, September 10th at 8pm for another evening of Performance Anxiety, the twice-monthly comedy night at our West Hollywood store.

For this special Set List: Stand-Up Without A Net show, the comedians will each be given four topics from which they must improvise new jokes on the spot.

For just $7, you get free beer, 15% off your purchases and an evening with some of the best comics working today.

The show will feature appearances by

Presented by Troy Conrad!

For more info about Set List, go to www.setlistshow.com.

The show is first come, first served and you are encouraged to buy tickets in advance to guarantee a seat.

Please enjoy Kira Soltanovich in a previous Set List show.

Sep 02 2013

Look at Porn While You Look for Furniture

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by thepleasurechest

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Summer is coming to an end, which means that you have probably recently moved. (Seriously, everyone seems to move in the summer. It’s a thing.) If so, you’ve probably discovered that you need some new furnishings and decor. You could brave the crowds at your local labyrinthine Swedish prefab home goods store, or you could get exhausted even thinking about it and stay home looking at porn instead. Or you could do both at once.

The just another IKEA catalog tumblr marries internet porn with internet shopping, thereby guaranteeing that you never again have to leave your air conditioning. The blog is a collection of GIFs from amateur porn in which IKEA products feature prominently, captioned with the product name and price. Links below each GIF will send you either to the original video or to the product page on IKEA’s website, because nothing sells sheets like a money shot.

Time to start – ahem - shopping. (NSFW)

Aug 21 2013

Kristen Schaal, Eric Andre & More Performance Anxiety – August 27th

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performance anxiety flyerAugust 27th

Join us on Tuesday, August 27th at 8pm for another evening of Performance Anxiety, the twice-monthly comedy night hosted by Eli Olsberg at our West Hollywood store.

For just $7, you get free beer, 15% off your purchases and an evening with some of the best comics working today.

The show will feature appearances by

The show is first come, first served and you are encouraged to buy tickets in advance to guarantee a seat.


Please enjoy Kristen Schaal on finding your porn name.

Aug 14 2013

The Worst of All Possible Sex Tips

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We’ve been cracking up over The Hairpin’s alphabet of terrible sex tips. Among our favorites:

I Spy: If your man gets turned on by the thought of being watched, casually leave the laptop open while you’re getting it on. Then, Skype his mom!

Just Desserts: Show up at his place in a business-like trench coat, with nothing on underneath but a thick layer of whipped cream. Hope it’s not a long drive!

X-Rated Film Festival: Invite him over for a night of X-rated cinema, specifically, Evil Dead II, La Grand Bouffe, Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, and A Clockwork Orange.

You can read the whole list here, or share your own below.