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Apr 05 2011

Picture This

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The winning entry must give the exact product name from our website.

We have a winner! Congratulations to Mida Fagdaddy of NYC who correctly identified the mystery toy as the “Vibratex Rabbit Pearl E.”

If you didn’t win, don’t fret. We’ll be giving more of these away throughout the month of April!

Picture this:

Tomorrow at noon PST or shortly thereafter, the picture above will be replaced with an image of a popular sex toy. When the picture goes live, the first person to post a comment correctly identifying the toy wins it!

It’s that simple. See you tomorrow…

Mar 29 2011

The Winners Of Our Fun Factory Duke Giveaway

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We didn’t get too many entries in our contest to win the Fun Factory Duke, but the ones we got were very detailed. While an apparently large part of our readership seems intimidated by the Duke’s unique design, those who did participate in the contest, seemed eager to be, uh, entered.

The winner, chosen at random, from among a dozen entries is Ryan from New York City! Ryan describes himself as a bisexual ex-Mormon, who was inducted into the pleasures of prostate play by a patient partner. Here’s his account of his first experience:

“At first it was a bit strange but then I could feel this crazy energy building…as I got closer to orgasm it became more and more intense..just when I thought I was going to blow, I didn’t..building, building then BAM!*!@@$** fireworks, stars, lightning, angels singing, sheet tearing WOW! The most amazing and long lasting orgasm I’ve ever experienced in my life. At the risk of over-share (if we’re not there already haha) I don’t shoot much further than my stomach/chest but this time (from the foot of the bed) I managed to hit the wall above the headboard with almost every shot. All of this without EVER touching my penis. I was completely exhausted afterwards. I wouldn’t have believed it if it didn’t happen to me. Amazing!”

It sounds like the Duke will fit nicely into Ryan’s, uh, repertoire! And, since he mentioned it, we just want to assure Ryan and the rest of our readers that it’s impossible to over-share with us. We love all the juicy details. Otherwise, we’d be working at a Starbucks or something.

The runner up prize goes to our favorite entry, submitted by Plastic Robot, also of New York City. Where the Tin Man needed a heart to feel whole, Plastic Robot just needs a Duke to fill his hole. We didn’t realize robots even had anuses, much less prostates, until we read this amazing testimonial.

“I have known for some time that an important part of me is missing. I have had some upgrades to my endoskeleton and even to my programming, this year, but still that feeling lingered. When I laid my eyes upon the beautiful matte silicone of this unit, there was a sensation in my circuits that told me this was the perfect fit. I feel certain that installation of the Fun Factory Duke would complete my assimilation to a fully functional pleasure-bot and I am sure that activation of this unit would compel me to sing the praises of Pleasure Chest, without even requiring autotune. Thank You for your kind consideration.”

Congratulations, robot friend. You win the $20 Pleasure Chest gift card. That’s not enough credit for a Duke, but it should keep you in lube for the next few months. Robot pro tip: Don’t use silicone lube on your sexy silicone skin. Malfunction!

Thanks to everyone who participated and over-shared!

Mar 24 2011

Put Up Your Dukes! Win Fun Factory’s Unique Prostate Toy.

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“Healthy, lusty sex is wonderful.” – John Wayne (The Duke)

Hey fellas, are you looking for the right toy to experience P-spot joy? Whether you’re a butt beginner or an advanced anal player, there’s no ifs, ands or butts about it– you’ll wanna give the Fun Factory Duke a try.

At first glance, the Duke doesn’t look like your typical butt plug or prostate stimulator. That’s because of its unique shape, designed with an extra bulge that cradles the prostate and offers a fuller feeling than other butt toys.

As our staff reviewer Mike described it:

“The wrap around shape of this toy gives a strong prostate massage with the one side hitting the perineum and the inserted side resting directly on it. I felt the back and forth pulsation of both sides, and it was awesome. That extra part fills up your ass making it feel like you have a lot more going on up there than your typical prostate massager. My orgasm was intense and lasted longer than normal.”

Fun Factory has also made this toy of its usual high quality silicone, so it’s soft, body safe and easy to wash. Best of all, the Duke vibrates! It’s got a powerful vibe with 3 speeds and 8 different pulse patterns. It charges up with Fun Factory’s unique magnetic charger (kinda like the one on newfangled Macbooks).

Wanna Duke it out? Well, we’re giving one of these bad boys away to one lucky reader.

The Contest

Tell us why you want The Duke! Simply post a comment on this here blog, explaining why the Duke is the perfect fit for you or your partner’s bum. Be creative. Be explicit. Tell us about your anal adventures and aspirations. Female-bodied folks are also welcome to play. The Duke is an equal opportunity toy. You don’t need to use your real name, but please supply an email address so we can contact you.

On Monday, March 28th at 11PM PST, we’ll pick one entry at random.

Retweet to increase your odds!

Tweet about the contest, linking to this post, and be entered twice (so to speak.) Be sure to paste a link to your tweet in your comment, so we can count it!

Our favorite answer wins a gift card!

We love hearing your stories. We’re kinda pervy like that. So, if your entry is especially funny, original or well written, you’ll win a $20 gift card to the Pleasure Chest.

Good luck!

Mar 15 2011

Sweet little lies. The winners of our Yooo Contest!

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Last week, we introduced you to the Fun Factory Yooo. This quirky-looking, high tech toy has three balls containing two separate vibes all covered in a brightly-colored silicone skin with a satin finish. In our contest, we asked you to explain the purpose of the Yooo, if you were being interrogated by a nosy neighbor or a tough-as-nails TSA agent. We got a lot of creative and funny entries. You’re all great liars! We took a vote here at TPC headquarters and we’ve picked a winner…

Congratulations to Margie from Illinois for this entry:

It’s my new alarm clock. It has 2 alarms built in and when it’s set you place it under your pillow and it vibrates to wake you up. There’s a soft, and strong setting, so when you need to get up early you can use this , so everyone else can stay sleeping.

Sounds completely plausible to us, Margie! Rise and shine, because a brand new Yooo is just around the corner!

Our runner up winner is D. from California with this submission:

It’s a molecular model for hydrogen dioxide. One hydrogen atom and two oxygen atoms form a covalent bond, sharing electrons which vibrate to keep the molecule together.

Verrry clever, D. We can imagine a whole new line of vibrators designed for science geeks! You’ll be getting our $20 gift card.

If you didn’t win, don’t despair. You’re all talented liars, as far as we’re concerned. And another Fun Factory giveaway is coming up soon!

Mar 09 2011

Yooo, Who? What is that thing & how can I win one?

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Fun Factory Yooo

The geniuses at German adult toy company Fun Factory consistently live up to their name. Fun Factory toys combine the best materials and powerful functions, with a sometimes whimsical, sometimes WTF design sensibility. We imagine that their headquarters must look like the Willy Wonka factory of sex gadgets. If there’s a vibrating equivalent of an Everlasting Gobstopper hidden in their warehouse, we want it!

Meet their latest creation: the Yooo (pronounced like “you!”) Consisting of three balls, two powerful motors, 8 vibration levels, 3 pulse patterns and a body safe silicone skin, the Yooo, is one of the most versatile gadgets we’ve ever seen. And, you’re in luck, because the fine folks at Fun Factory are letting us give one away!

The contest

We like the funny shape of the Yooo, and we think it’s one of the stealthiest sex toys ever made. So, here’s the contest. Pretend your new Yooo has just been discovered by a nosy neighbor, a prying parent or a tough TSA employee. Imagine (if you can) that you’re not a shameless exhibitionist and actually want to keep the Yooo’s true purpose a secret.

What will you call this device? And what will you say it is for?

How to enter

Submit your entry, naming and explaining this imaginary product in the comment field of this blogpost. You don’t need to use your real name, but be sure to supply a valid email address so we can contact you. Only one entry per person, please!

On Monday, March 14th at 10AM PST, we’ll pick the most creative answer! Our runner up entry will win a $20 gift card to The Pleasure Chest!

It’s that simple. So, tell us again. What is that thing I found in your purse? And what is it for?

Good luck!

Feb 25 2011

Pushing the Envelope: The Winners of Our Oscar Porn Title Challenge

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We received nearly 200 entries in our Oscar Porn Title Challenge. Our readers are very clever with the wordplay, and know how to administer the pun-ishment. It took most of the afternoon to pick a winner, especially because many of the best entries were already porn titles, from the golden age of adult cinema. It’s true! But we finally settled on a favorite.

And the winner is…

@drz929 with My Left Foot Fetish

Congratulations D! You win the box of porn parody DVDs. We think you have a bright future writing comedy. Get thee to a punnery!

The contest for this year’s nominees was a lot tougher. Best Picture nominee The Fighter inspired The Squirter, The Fister, The Reamer & The Fluffer, while Winter’s Boner, Sex Toy Story 3, Exit Through the Porn Shop and 127 Whores seemed all but inevitable.

We also liked How to Drain Your Dragon, Inside Blowjob, Another Rear, Conception, Barney’s Virgin and The King’s Queef. (Did we mention that The King’s Speech was shot on a gay porn set?) Still, there was a clear favorite here at our ad-hoc awards ceremony.

And the winner is…

@urNaughtyAngel with The Chicks Are All Tight

Way to go, Angel! You win the $20 Pleasure Chest gift card. We’re willing to bet there’s a porn version of The Kids Are All Right in production at this very moment. (A straight dude tries to come between a lesbian couple. That’s like every straight porn ever!) If the producers are smart, they’ll use your title instead of “This Aint…The Kids Are All Right.”

There were many more creative entries. Among our favorites from the prolific @Zombianca were The Loin King, The Buns of Navarone, Cool Handjob Luke, Porn on the Fourth of July and Lawrence of A Labia. We couldn’t confirm if that last one had ever been made into a porn movie, but we did find this amazing cover art.

Reader @caitilinerin gave us Fiddle Her On the Roof, Howard’s Rear End, Four Weddings & a Gangbang and Apollo 13″.

@lillianbehrendt suggested All Tight in the Western Cunt and I Am A Fugitive From a Gangbang while @mattcornell gave us Million Dollar Adult Baby and Come Flew Over the Cuckold’s Chest. Finally @WestCoastMILFs suggested It’s a Wonderful MILF. Sounds like a new holiday classic.

Thanks to all who participated. Enjoy your weekend, whether you spend it watching the Oscars or something less trashy (like porn, for instance.)

Feb 22 2011

Take Our Oscar Porn Title Challenge & Win DVDs!

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Porn parody titles have gotten lazy. We miss the old days of ET: The Extra Testicle, Romancing the Bone & Edward Penishands! So, to celebrate the upcoming Academy Awards, we’ve decided to get the creative juices flowing.

The contest

Submit your own porn titles for Oscar-nominated movies for a chance to win a pile o’ porn parody DVDs. Our favorite entry wins all seven porn parody DVDs pictured below! (We sure hope somebody out there is a Twihard!)

The prizes!

How to play

Here is a list of every film that has ever been nominated for Best Picture. Simply take a look at the list and start brainstorming porn titles. Then, follow one of our Twitter accounts: LA, Chicago or NY and tweet your entries with the hashtag #pleasurechestoscars. We’ll pick our favorites this Friday at noon PST. If more than one contestant comes up with the winning title, we’ll give the prize to the first entrant. It’s that simple.

One more way to win…

2010′s crop of titles seems unusually hard to spoof (and yes, we’ve already heard “True Clit”), so we’re adding this extra incentive for you creative pervs out there. We’ll also award a Pleasure Chest gift card for $20 to the best porn title entry for any of this year’s nominated films, in any category. A complete list of this year’s nominees is here.

Enter as many times as you wish. Good luck, have fun, and happy punning.

Bonus fun fact: The King’s Speech was filmed on a UK gay porn set.

Jan 28 2011

The winners of our Tantus Toy Giveaway

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We’ve finally picked our winners in this week’s Tantus giveaway. With over 50 entries, the lucky, randomly-selected winner was Chad from New York. Chad appears to be a fan of our Turn On or Buzz Off feature as his reference-laden paen to the Tantus Echo demonstrates:

Defo the Echo! Last year we’ve saw a variety of monster sex toys. Zombie dildo (bleck) “Uh..your condom fell off. Wait..What do you mean you weren’t wearing a condom?” *shudders* Sparkly vamp dildo (rolls eyes), The Ghatan (I prefer to eat my calamari, not sit on it) & a mean, green, vibrating monster that munches your meat (say that 10 times fast). Only fitting that we’d kick off 2011 w the cock of an angel (Pharzuph, you’ve really done it now), cause I’m guessing it feels like heaven! ;)

Well, Chad, you’ll have to let us know just how heavenly it is. Congratulations and thanks for being a loyal reader of this here blog!

Chad wasn’t the only fan of the Echo. The vast majority of our readers– 25 of you– also asked for the Echo. The Charmer was a distant second.

Our favorite entry came in the form of a poem, courtesy of Michael from Bellflower, CA. Here’s his ode to the Tantus Buzz:

I’m interested in the Buzz
I’m interested becuzz
I’m new at this thing anal
And I’m not being banal.
I need some stretching in case
I get lucky.
The Pleasure Chest offer
Seems perfectly ducky.
If I have unearned luck
I will think of you whenever I —-
Your name will ring out with orgiastic pleasure
With clenching releasing in waves without measure.
So send me your Buzz as soon as you can.
I’m getting so tired of using my hand.

Speaking of “hands,” let’s give Michael a big hand for this creative entry. We’ll be sending him  a $20 Pleasure Chest gift card to reward his literary efforts. Thanks to all who participated, and please keep an eye on this blog for more cool contests.