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Apr 10 2014

Nerd Out & Win A Rabbit Habit!

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by Kate M.

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Update: Congratulations to Roy who won the Rabbit Habit Original Deluxe! Thank you to everyone who entered! Keep an eye out for more amazing giveaways from Vibratex this month. 

We’re giving away a Rabbit Habit Original Deluxe, the new, improved version of the beloved toy!

Want to win? Read on!

We really enjoyed The Date Report‘s list of things you can tell about your date based on their favorite book. Some of them were dead-on:

Ulysses: They are still paying off grad school.”

Some made us cringe:

Pride and PrejudiceThey’re all about the happy ending and love Judi Dench movies.”*

Some of them were just silly:

TwilightThey’re (unconsciously) really into Shakespeare.”

Fifty Shades of Grey: They’re really into Twilight, so basically, they’re into Shakespeare. But sexy Shakespeare.”

Now, we want to know about you! In the comments below, tell us what your favorite book says about you, and you’ll be entered to win the Rabbit Habit Original Deluxe.

We’ll pick a winner at random on Tuesday, April 15th at noon PDT.

U.S. residents only. 

 

*Jane Austen wrote satire. Those novels are 5% love story and 95% mean jokes about how stupid and annoying everyone is. Get it together, people. (The Judi Dench thing is probably true, though.)

Apr 02 2014

Win a Rabbit Habit Original Deluxe!

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by Kate M.

rabbit habit double plus good

Update: Congratulations to Kami who won the prize! Thanks to everyone who entered! We’re giving away several brand new toys from Vibratex this month, so keep an eye out for another chance to win. 

We’re giving away a Vibratex Rabbit Habit Original Deluxe!

This luxury edition of the ever-popular Rabbit Habit is stronger and more satisfying than ever! With a quieter, more powerful motor and a superior button control panel, the Rabbit Habit Original Deluxe lets you scroll through a variety of speeds, vibration patterns, and rotations. This is a habit you won’t want to break!

Want to win the new, improved Rabbit Habit? Here’s how.

In the comments below, tell us about a habit that you don’t want to break. Binge-reading advice columns? Keeping an inside joke with your sweetie alive, long past the point that anyone else would find it funny? Drinking more cups of coffee per day than any one person should? We want to know.

We’ll pick a winner on Monday, April 7th at noon, PDT.

U.S. residents only. 

Mar 25 2014

Want to Win a Toyfriend?
Be a Friend!

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by thepleasurechest

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Update: Congratulations to Camryn, who won a Toyfriend! Thanks to everyone who entered! 

We’re giving away your choice of Toyfriend!

These bright silicone toys are a stylish marriage of form and function! Whether you’re strengthening your PC muscle, teasing your partner, or pleasing yourself, you’ll know that you’ve found a new BFF.

Want to win a Toyfriend?

In the comments below, write something nice about a friend of yours. (Then, you should probably say it to their face, and also tell them about this contest so that they can try to win too!)

We’ll pick a winner at random on Monday, March 31st at noon, PDT.

U.S. residents only. 

Mar 13 2014

Want to Win a Toyfriend?
Decorate the Cock Ring Tree!

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by thepleasurechest

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Update: Congratulations to Kate, who wins a Toyfriend vibe of her choice! Thank you to everyone who entered! 

Merry very-early-or-late Christmas! For the last few years, Stephen Mahley has been putting up a Christmas tree in Drackenberg’s Cigar Bar, in Madison, WI, and decorating it with cock rings, sounds, and other sex toys that he orders from The Pleasure Chest. Stephen recently sent us pictures from last Christmas, and we are both impressed and delighted.

Like any master of his craft, Stephen is already thinking ahead to this year’s tree, and he’s asked for suggestions for what he should use to top the Christmas tree.

Let’s make things interesting.

In the comments below, suggest a product from our website that Stephen can put at the top of his tree next Christmas. The winner can take their pick of any Toyfriend product that we sell.

We’ll pick a winner at random on Tuesday, March 18th at noon PDT. If Stephen decides to use one of your suggestions, we’ll ship that person an awesome prize as well!

U.S. residents only.

 

Mar 05 2014

Want to Win a Minna Limon?
Put Pressure on Us!

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by thepleasurechest

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Congratulations to Rusty and Mike, who both frightened/delighted us enough that we had to send them each a Limon! Thanks to everyone who entered. You’re all seriously twisted, and we love you for it. Keep an eye out for more giveaways this month!

We’re giving away a Minna Limon, the fabulous new toy that you can control with the pressure of your squeeze! Its streamlined one button interface makes it easy to record and play back your favorite vibration patterns, tease your partner, or please yourself.

Want to win a Minna Limon? Here’s how.

Pressure us! In the comments below, give us your most creative threat. Here’s the twist: absolutely no threats of violence. Here’s what we’re looking for:

“Give me the Limon, or I’ll paint the inside of your shoes with silicone lube. You’ll never be able to keep them on your feet again!”

“Give me the Limon, or I’ll sing every U2 song, in chronological order, in the voice of Kate Bush.”

We’ll give up the Limon to the person whose threat makes us laugh, cringe, and quake in our boots all at once. A winner will be announced on Tuesday, March 11th at noon PST.

U.S. residents only. 

Feb 17 2014

Want to Win a Meany?
Don’t be a Meanie!

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by thepleasurechest

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Update: Congratulations to Anna, who won the Fun Factory Meany on Facebook! Thanks to everyone who entered. Keep an eye out for more giveaways soon!

We’re giving away a Fun Factory Meany Mini Vibe!

The Meany is an extra nice little vibe. Its soft silicone ridges are sure to please, and its powerful motor offers a selection of speeds and pulse patterns. Plus, its bright color makes it perfect for people who’d like a break from pink.

Want to win a Meany? Here’s how.

For this contest, we were inspired by our Chicago store manager Sarah Sloane’s blog post about “The Etiquette of the Screw.” In it, she outlines six rules for being a well-mannered sex partner. For instance:

2. Always bring a “host gift” of safer sex supplies. These can be arranged in a lovely basket, made into a centerpiece, or placed into a foil wrapped box to add charm and attractiveness to the gift. Not arriving with a gift of barriers is akin to showing up to dinner without any food to contribute – it’s rude, and it places the burden on your host, which shows a lack of courtesy on your part.

To win the Meany, make up your own rule of sexual etiquette and post it in the comments below. We’ll pick a winner at random on Friday, 2/21 at noon, PST.

U.S. residents only. 

Feb 13 2014

Your Lap Dance Playlist

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by thepleasurechest

In a recent contest, we asked our Chicago followers on Facebook and Twitter to tell us their favorite songs to get a lap dance to. We’ve compiled a lot of them into an epic lap dance playlist. Better get warmed up, because you’re going to be dancing (or, um, sitting) for a long time. Enjoy!

Feb 11 2014

Want to Win an Amorino?
Write a Love Poem!

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by thepleasurechest

amorino pink

Update: Congratulations to Lee, who won the Amorino! Congratulations also to Amber and to BlackRa Ven (on Facebook) who will also receive some free goodies for being such awesome runners-up! Thanks to everyone who entered. You really made our Valentine’s Day. 

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, we’re giving away a Fun Factory Amorino!

Shaped like Cupid’s bow, with a subtle heart and arrow design along its side, the Amorino is fluent in the language of love. Its satiny silicone body is ideal for resting against the clit while you rock it against the G-spot, or for external stimulation during prostate play. Want more? The detachable silicone band wraps around the toy, transmitting vibration around the entire vulva, and can be twisted into different shapes for a variety of amazing sensations.

Want to win an Amorino? Here’s how.

In the comments below, write a love poem – to Fun Factory, to us, or to the Amorino itself. Be as serious or as silly as you want. Your poem can be a rhyming couplet, a limerick, a haiku, an experiment in the use of emoticons in free verse, or anything else you’d like it to be. It can even begin, “Roses are red, violets are blue.”

We’ll pick a favorite on February 14th at noon, PST.

U.S. residents only. 

Update: This contest is running simultaneously on Facebook. It is also possible to enter via our Los Angeles, Chicago, or New York pages. 

Jan 27 2014

Want to Win a Je Joue Mio? Pick Us Up!

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by thepleasurechest

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Update: Congratulations to Kelly (“If I were an enzyme I’d be a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.”) and RosieB (“Last night I had a dream about my vagina and you were in it.”), who each win a Je Joue Mio! Thanks to everyone who entered!

We’re giving away a Je Joue Mio to two lucky winners this week!

The Mio is everything you want from a cock ring. Its stretchy silicone covers a super-strong rechargeable motor that lets you choose from a variety of speeds and patterns. The Mio makes the wearer feel bigger and harder and lets the receiver feel the vibration. You can even put it around the base of your favorite dildo, making it fabulous for both solo and strap-on play. Oh, and it’s completely waterproof.

Want to win a Je Joue Mio? Here’s how.

In the comments below, tell us the funniest pick-up line you can think of. Creativity is encouraged! On Friday, January 31st, noon PST, we’ll pick our two favorites.

U.S. residents only.