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Apr 17 2014

Fish Will Eat Your Sex Toys

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by Kate M.

cod and dildo

Bjørn Frilund, a Norwegian fisherman, caught a fish. Inside that fish was a vibrator.

“Fish eat all kinds of different things,” he told The Local. “And the dildo looks like what the fish eat. We have a kind of multi-coloured octopus in Norway, maybe the cod thought this was one of these and ate it.” 

What was the vibrator doing in the water in the first place? More importantly, what have we done to deserve this amazing story? If we do more of it, will we hear about a lion who adopts a blow-up doll and raises it as his own?

h/t The Local

Apr 16 2014

Want to Win a Vibratex Girls Vibe?
Pick a Favorite!

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by Kate M.

the girls vibratex

Update: Congratulations to Ron, Keri Ann, and Jessica, who won a Bestie, a Princessa, and an Amie, respectively! Thanks to everyone who entered. We still have more exciting Vibratex prizes to give away this month, so keep an eye out! 

We’re giving away one each of the new Vibratex Girls line: BestiePrincessa, and Amie.

Sometimes you just need a night in with your best girl. The Amie has a versatile shape – perfect for broad or super-focused vibration. The Bestie is designed to hug the clit, surrounding it with sensation. If you’re feeling adventurous, the Princessa delivers everything from a light tickle to a powerful pulse. Plus, they’re all splashproof, silicone, and rechargeable!

Want to win? Here’s how. 

This contest is simple. In the comments below, just tell us which one you want to win. We’ll pick three winners at random on Monday, April 21st at noon PDT.

U.S. residents only. 

Apr 10 2014

Nerd Out & Win A Rabbit Habit!

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by Kate M.

rabbit habit double plus good

Update: Congratulations to Roy who won the Rabbit Habit Original Deluxe! Thank you to everyone who entered! Keep an eye out for more amazing giveaways from Vibratex this month. 

We’re giving away a Rabbit Habit Original Deluxe, the new, improved version of the beloved toy!

Want to win? Read on!

We really enjoyed The Date Report‘s list of things you can tell about your date based on their favorite book. Some of them were dead-on:

Ulysses: They are still paying off grad school.”

Some made us cringe:

Pride and PrejudiceThey’re all about the happy ending and love Judi Dench movies.”*

Some of them were just silly:

TwilightThey’re (unconsciously) really into Shakespeare.”

Fifty Shades of Grey: They’re really into Twilight, so basically, they’re into Shakespeare. But sexy Shakespeare.”

Now, we want to know about you! In the comments below, tell us what your favorite book says about you, and you’ll be entered to win the Rabbit Habit Original Deluxe.

We’ll pick a winner at random on Tuesday, April 15th at noon PDT.

U.S. residents only. 

 

*Jane Austen wrote satire. Those novels are 5% love story and 95% mean jokes about how stupid and annoying everyone is. Get it together, people. (The Judi Dench thing is probably true, though.)

Apr 02 2014

Win a Rabbit Habit Original Deluxe!

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by Kate M.

rabbit habit double plus good

Update: Congratulations to Kami who won the prize! Thanks to everyone who entered! We’re giving away several brand new toys from Vibratex this month, so keep an eye out for another chance to win. 

We’re giving away a Vibratex Rabbit Habit Original Deluxe!

This luxury edition of the ever-popular Rabbit Habit is stronger and more satisfying than ever! With a quieter, more powerful motor and a superior button control panel, the Rabbit Habit Original Deluxe lets you scroll through a variety of speeds, vibration patterns, and rotations. This is a habit you won’t want to break!

Want to win the new, improved Rabbit Habit? Here’s how.

In the comments below, tell us about a habit that you don’t want to break. Binge-reading advice columns? Keeping an inside joke with your sweetie alive, long past the point that anyone else would find it funny? Drinking more cups of coffee per day than any one person should? We want to know.

We’ll pick a winner on Monday, April 7th at noon, PDT.

U.S. residents only. 

Mar 28 2014

A Vibe That Makes You Smarter!

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by thepleasurechest

dextrus

We’re proud to announce that soon we’ll be carrying LELO’s innovative new DEXTRÜS vibrator! Responding to research showing that left-handed people are 71% more sexually satisfied that right-handers, LELO set out to correct the imbalance. The result is a vibrator that actually makes you smarter!

According to LELO’s press release:

Every time pressure is applied to DEXTRÜS, its Right-Squeeze™ technology causes whisper-quiet vibrations to travel through the left-arm and stimulate the right-side of the brain, blocking distractions and encouraging smarter, more creative thought.

…Following the ground-breaking revelations that left-handers are more sexually satisfied, LELO suggests right-handers continually squeeze DEXTRÜS with their left-hand during love-making. Every squeeze prompts the touch sensors to emit the same series of powerful vibration patterns that can be applied all over the body, while at the same time allowing users to access a left-hander’s state of mind.

Soon, we won’t be the only business that keep sex toys in the office!

Find out more about the DEXTRÜS here.

Update: In case you haven’t guessed already, LELO was kidding; The DEXTRÜS is not real. You can read more about the elaborate prank here

Mar 13 2014

Want to Win a Toyfriend?
Decorate the Cock Ring Tree!

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by thepleasurechest

cock ring christmas tree 2

Update: Congratulations to Kate, who wins a Toyfriend vibe of her choice! Thank you to everyone who entered! 

Merry very-early-or-late Christmas! For the last few years, Stephen Mahley has been putting up a Christmas tree in Drackenberg’s Cigar Bar, in Madison, WI, and decorating it with cock rings, sounds, and other sex toys that he orders from The Pleasure Chest. Stephen recently sent us pictures from last Christmas, and we are both impressed and delighted.

Like any master of his craft, Stephen is already thinking ahead to this year’s tree, and he’s asked for suggestions for what he should use to top the Christmas tree.

Let’s make things interesting.

In the comments below, suggest a product from our website that Stephen can put at the top of his tree next Christmas. The winner can take their pick of any Toyfriend product that we sell.

We’ll pick a winner at random on Tuesday, March 18th at noon PDT. If Stephen decides to use one of your suggestions, we’ll ship that person an awesome prize as well!

U.S. residents only.

 

Mar 05 2014

Want to Win a Minna Limon?
Put Pressure on Us!

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by thepleasurechest

minna limon

Congratulations to Rusty and Mike, who both frightened/delighted us enough that we had to send them each a Limon! Thanks to everyone who entered. You’re all seriously twisted, and we love you for it. Keep an eye out for more giveaways this month!

We’re giving away a Minna Limon, the fabulous new toy that you can control with the pressure of your squeeze! Its streamlined one button interface makes it easy to record and play back your favorite vibration patterns, tease your partner, or please yourself.

Want to win a Minna Limon? Here’s how.

Pressure us! In the comments below, give us your most creative threat. Here’s the twist: absolutely no threats of violence. Here’s what we’re looking for:

“Give me the Limon, or I’ll paint the inside of your shoes with silicone lube. You’ll never be able to keep them on your feet again!”

“Give me the Limon, or I’ll sing every U2 song, in chronological order, in the voice of Kate Bush.”

We’ll give up the Limon to the person whose threat makes us laugh, cringe, and quake in our boots all at once. A winner will be announced on Tuesday, March 11th at noon PST.

U.S. residents only. 

Feb 19 2014

Where Do Vibrators Come From?

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by thepleasurechest

crave vibes

With sex toy technology getting more and more advanced, most of us have no idea what goes into making our favorite high end, multi-function, rechargeable silicone vibrators. Luckily, Gizmodo took a tour of Crave, the San Francisco-based company responsible for the ultra-chic Duet vibe, and reported back to the rest of us.

duet vibe

As it turns out, the process of making a Duet vibrator is pretty straightforward to explain, if not to accomplish: pour silicone into a compression molder (which the folks at Crave call the “vibrator waffle maker,” since it basically works like one), assemble a lot of tiny bits of machine by hand, put it all together, and then turn a batch on en masse to see if they work. Simple, right? Sure, once you’ve designed a functional vibrator and have the technical expertise to build a motor.

crave vibes 2

Check out the article on Gizmodo for more pictures of Crave and info about making the Duet.

Feb 17 2014

Want to Win a Meany?
Don’t be a Meanie!

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by thepleasurechest

meany

Update: Congratulations to Anna, who won the Fun Factory Meany on Facebook! Thanks to everyone who entered. Keep an eye out for more giveaways soon!

We’re giving away a Fun Factory Meany Mini Vibe!

The Meany is an extra nice little vibe. Its soft silicone ridges are sure to please, and its powerful motor offers a selection of speeds and pulse patterns. Plus, its bright color makes it perfect for people who’d like a break from pink.

Want to win a Meany? Here’s how.

For this contest, we were inspired by our Chicago store manager Sarah Sloane’s blog post about “The Etiquette of the Screw.” In it, she outlines six rules for being a well-mannered sex partner. For instance:

2. Always bring a “host gift” of safer sex supplies. These can be arranged in a lovely basket, made into a centerpiece, or placed into a foil wrapped box to add charm and attractiveness to the gift. Not arriving with a gift of barriers is akin to showing up to dinner without any food to contribute – it’s rude, and it places the burden on your host, which shows a lack of courtesy on your part.

To win the Meany, make up your own rule of sexual etiquette and post it in the comments below. We’ll pick a winner at random on Friday, 2/21 at noon, PST.

U.S. residents only. 

Feb 12 2014

The Amorino is our Valentine

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by thepleasurechest

amorino

Are you still looking for a Valentine’s gift? Our staff is pretty well obsessed with the Fun Factory Amorino. In fact, Antoinette Elizabeth, at the Chicago store, wrote an incredibly thorough review that takes you through several different ways that you can use it. We thought you might like to take a look:

The Amorino is a petite dual-stimulation vibe from Fun Factory with the same waterproof, magnetically-charged, ridiculously strong qualities as the Pearly, Flora, and Semilino… and then some. It has a little something extra: a silicone band stretched from its big point to its little point, like the bow of the Cupid it’s named for. There are grooves or tracks molded into those points so it doesn’t slide off (something I wondered about before I saw it in person), and the band can be used twisted like an X between the points, open like an O around them, or removed entirely for a more traditional rabbit-style effect. The idea is that the vibrations will transfer to the band and stimulate the entire vulva between the vibrating points. Fun Factory has a good track record with anatomical intuition; their toys frequently do not do just one thing well, but two or three or four or…

How did I like the Amorino? I liked it a lot! 

It was an interesting journey. (A note on the vibration itself: I like strong vibration and don’t much care for pulsation, so I confess to mostly neglecting the lower settings and patterns. The quality overall is strong but fine; with a higher pitch than many but not teeth-grittingly buzzy. It’s a silver feather of light, not an angry bee. It’s also not too loud. A toy to compare it to in vibration frequency would be the Vibratex Rosebud, which also has two vibrating points, and which I frequently recommend be used this way, externally. This one takes that side dish and builds it into a main course. People who like the Rosebud should like this. Almost everyone seems to like the Rosebud.)

At first, used dry as a slow warmup, it stimulated the top of the clitoral hood and the fourchette (this is the ‘fork’ where the lips come together at the bottom of the vaginal opening, right before the perineum) simultaneously, a different sensation than I was used to from a toy, but had experienced before from loving and attentive hands. The little or clitoral point is pronounced, and brought the vibration down into the clit through the hood and up into its little sensitive nerve bundle without actually touching the head. I had the band in an X shape (the O shape did not fit my body very well) and at this stage did not notice it nearly as much as I noticed the dual vibration that made me very aware of the entire length of my vulva. All I was doing was pressing it against myself gently; it was quite enough for a while. 

Once everything was happy and warm, it was on to the next stage, wetness and motion. With some comfy water-based lube, I pressed a little more and observed how it fit and what motions would be most comfortable. It went only a little deeper past the fourchette and in/down while pressing the clit more directly. The crossed band that kept it from doing any real penetration was now a factor. It pressed against the urethra and the nerve-rich area under it called the vestibule, which is the outside of the G-spot and as important as the clitoris in many people’s sexual response. There were a lot of small positioning changes that produced noticeable effects. The toy will hit different bodies different ways, but this quality should be true for most or all of them, and the ability to twist or untwist the band will allow for some customization. Even though it was still mostly external stimulation, the downward pressure on the fourchette and perineum already felt a lot like penetration. Both the vestibule and the fourchette are so often neglected when we talk about sex, and few toys acknowledge their existence intelligently. 

Next, I pulled back and with more lube used just the big tip like a tongue on and around my clitoris for much longer than almost any other toy has ever convinced me to do (the other one was the FF Tango). The small, rounded-yet-pointed shape was a big part of it. It was easy to stroke it in between and around all the little puffed up surfaces, just pointed enough, just small enough, just flat enough at certain angles. The band was less noticeable now. Going back and forth between this position and the earlier ones that stimulated the whole vulva really felt like skilled cunnilingus. That’s a first for me with a toy!

But…after a while, even if the cunnilingus is very skilled, some of us want more. How did it work as a ‘regular toy?’ The band did make full penetration slightly uncomfortable at medium arousal; at high arousal it might be easier if one desires it. When I wanted all of it inside, I took the band off. Again, the oddly shaped tips made a difference, and concentrated the vibration in a way that made it more effective. It’s not a big toy, but penetration with it was very satisfying, especially after the full vulva warm-up it gave beforehand, and the grooves for the band added some pleasant texture. The little tip did not in this position actually touch the clitoris, but it pressed up so intently beneath it through the fourchette that everything was happy and feeling it, and the big tip was curving toward the G-spot just so. The fact that it had previously stimulated every surface and special spot on the outside made for a far more complete-feeling orgasm, like the one you get with someone who cares enough to touch and take care of all of you. It’s a more romantic form of self-love! Or partner love. I swear I did not say that to build on the Cupid-bow-Xes and Ohs et cetera; Fun Factory is just magic (or science). 

Really, this will be delightful for singles and couples (and groups). I can only imagine how nice it will also be for penises and butts, both of which it is also authorized and designed to handle. In the land of Love, all is permitted. My journey is not over, and I’m sure we’ll be hearing about other people’s trips with this one for a long time.

Grade: A+. Thank you Fun Factory, thank you fun job.

By the way, if you’re reading this before 2/14/2014 at noon PST, you still have a chance to win an Amorino!