In the aftermath of a global pandemic and the adaptation to a new “normal,” we are all trying to get it together while juggling multiple responsibilities and…let’s face it, a whole new dating game. For some of us, this means finding or returning to old methods of IRL dating. For others, it means finding new exciting things to bring into the bedroom with long-term partners. This also means taking some time to date-thy-self and get frisky without the need for external relationships. Whatever your situation or needs may be, this guide will have you ready for anything this post-apocalyptic world has to throw at you— without breaking the bank.

We get it. While our day-to-day lives slowly shift into some sense of normalcy, our rent and bills have not changed. That means that we still have to work full-time while rushing between doing the dishes, cooking dinners and caring for loved ones. For many of us, pleasure and orgasms are our therapy; massage and meditation rolled into one. So, how do we get the most out of these small moments in time that remind us we are human and worthy of pleasure?

This guide will highlight some of our favorite toys at affordable prices. With all the new technology out there—from app-controlled vibrators to strokers that sync to your favorite porn—it’s hard to know what options are both good quality and right for your budget. This guide will walk you through some toy options that, without all the added frills, are GREAT toys at great prices. Get ready to check names off of your holiday shopping list or simply replace some goodies in your personal toy bag!

The Essentials

New York Toy Collective Rechargeable Bullet

First toy? Experienced player? Either way, the New York Toy Collective (NYTC) Rechargeable Bullet has you covered. If you are not familiar with NYTC, they boast a wide array of toys and wear that highlight the diversity in gender and sexual expressions, from dildos to packers to binders and beyond. This waterproof bullet comes with TEN different vibration modes and strengths, making it one of the more powerful bullet vibrators under $30! This small black nonporous bullet is great for solo clitoral stimulation, for added vibration during partnered play or for pairing with your favorite bullet compatible toys. (Stay tuned for more on these!)

Spartacus Basic Curve Spiral Glass Dildo

At first glance, glass dildos can seem intimidating and not for the faint of heart. However, I want to end that myth and highlight all the benefits of owning one of these bad boys. Made from borosilicate glass, the Basic Curve Spiral Glass Dildo from Spartacus is nonporous and much smoother than any silicone option out there. Pair with some warming lube, or even a 30-second dip in a bowl of warm water and you’ll have a great toy that will soothe and relax your muscles while massaging your P/G-spot. This will set you up for some intensely powerful orgasms (and for some, even squirting!). This dildo is compatible for strap-on play and can be used both vaginally and anally, all for just $32.95.

New York Toy Collective Double Sided Suction Cup

Did I mention how great NYTC is? Here is another reason to add this inclusive and gender affirming brand in your toy kit. At less than $15, this double sided suction cup has great bang for your buck and easily converts your favorite dildo into a whole new experience. Simply attach one of the suction ends to the flat base of your dildo and 1. Connect to another dildo for double ended partner play, 2. Connect to the head of your larger wand for added length, vibration, and support, or 3. Connect to your shower or bathtub for solo play.

Screaming O Double O's

At $21.95, this vibrating cock ring is an accessible toy for those interested in adding vibration to their play. On its own, this ring can be used by penis-owners to increase girth, stamina and sensitivity as well as prolong sexual play overall. While the vibrating bullet included with this ring is not too powerful, you can easily use this ring with your NYTC Rechargeable Bullet for a powerful experience that will easily have you travelling the galaxy. Try using this ring over any dildo for added internal vibration or simply for adding fun to your strap-on play!

Kink 3 Piece Anal Trainer Set

While not for everyone, anal stimulation is great for many reasons, including releasing tension and stress stored in your pelvic floor. This set of three silicone plugs for under $50 gives you three different sizes to explore to train your body for anal sex or larger toys.

Magic Wand Plus

Last but not least, the Magic Wand Plus! At $79.95, this wand is POWerful and only $10 more than the original classic. It comes with some new additions as well as the same reliable power we are used to. It’s much more quiet than the classic wand and—thanks to a silicone head—easier to clean and sanitize. In addition, it comes with four steady speeds plus a range of patterns, a necessary upgrade from the original’s two settings. Try the Magic Wand between partners or for added stimulation anywhere on the body.

Cristal Alba is an interdisciplinary artist, rope worker, and community curator based in southern Califas and Chicago, IL. They are the Co-Founder of the Chicago-based QTBIPOC kink collective, House of Huitlacooch. You can find their pornography work on PinkLabel.TV