Men's Sex Toy Reviews - From a Lesbian

THIS ENTRY WAS POSTED ON June 4, 2018 BY Pleasure Chest Ness.

Peronsally, I'm W4W, but when I see all the good-good in our M4M-focused sections I get a little jealz. There's like SO MUCH GOOD STUFF in there. Not gonna lie, I may have tested a few of our sample floor models with a gloved finger or two and Dared 2 Dream...W4W 4 M4M D2D.

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That said, there are a few sex toy hacks we shared in our last blog on how to get creative with toys no matter how they're made or marketed. Take a little dip into our Queering Your Sex blog for more tips and tricks for all kinds of dicks that will blow your mind. In the meantime, here are just a few of our fave toys for boys to enhance your erection, heighten your senses, and expand your orgasm. I'll try not to get excited. Too late.

Can't wait to try all these toys!

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I haven't tested all of these dude-dads just yet, so I did a little research with some of our Sex Specialists. Here is a little recap of some toys I wish felt as good on me as they do on dudes.

Oxballs Cocksling

Oxballs Cocksling 2

This guy looks like he wants to hurt you and hold you all at the same time. I'm also really into the cool, sleek look and I can't stop saying Oxballs. Oxballs....Ok Daddy, tell me more. Apparently the beauty of this stretchy cocksling is that it lets you ejaculate without the uncomfortable feeling of tightness that you can get from too-snug cock rings. And it helps you last longer. This must be an awesome arousal accoutrement for men. Also, what a cute little jacket for my strap on!

Njoy Pfun

Ooh this guy is REAL cute. But can I stick it in my butt?? Yes! The Njoy Pfun stainless steel plug is designed to target the prostate providing a firm, controlled massage, whether manually or muscle controlled. One of my fave things about stainless steel is that it's perfect for temperature play. She's hot and cold, just the way I like it. Don't skip on this one, guys!

Colt Medium Pumper Plug

WHAT! A silicone butt plug with a pump?!? You better not be blowing smoke up my ass. This looks amazing and I see that it can be inflated with air, even when you're already wearing it! What a perfect way to warm someone up or gradually introduce them to anal! But can it help me fix a flat? I'll keep it in my truck 'just in case'.

Fleshlight Speed Bump Pink Butt

Why does this cutie just make me want to eat ice cream? I guess the next best thing is anything pink and cute that mimics the real feel of sex. The Speed Bump style sleeve is extra tight, and made of realistic material will help you to last longer and enjoy more intense orgasms. Try some endurance training on your own and see how much longer you can go with your partner! Lick it or stick it, it looks like the Fleshlight will soft serve you hard.

Hey, Daddy


Tongue PaddleMetal Plate Collar with O RingLeather Cross Chest Harness
Yes, MasterI wanna be your dogHaute Harness

Hey, Daddy! Father's Day is coming. Smack it, strap it and pack it with our collection of leather and kink goods. I'm gonna go ahead and come out as vanilla here. I LOVE all this leather, but for me it's mostly for show, although I did accidentally learn what a chest harness was for after the last Dyke Day Function. Oops! Now I can't go without it. So pick up all the Paddles and sexy Metal Plate Collars you like, but you'll have to fight me for that hot haute Harness.

Over my Dad body!

Still my fave type of pie, guys.